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The Batlord

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Manowar Week: Poseurs Keep the **** Out!

Manowar Week

We're sick of all the pussy, pansy, poseur bull**** from the indie twats on this site, so it's Manowar Week. All Manowar, all the time. Some other ****s and I will be posting reviews in this thread of the greatest albums ever made, by the greatest band to ever spring forth from Odin's dickhole, and for an entire week tribute shall be paid to Joey DeMaio, Ross the Boss, Eric Adams, and Scott Columbus (RIP).

Into glory we shall ride, singing our battle hymns to the triumph of steel, as the warriors of the world, the army of the immortals, join the Kings of Metal in the holy crusade against the forces of poseurdom.

**** Radiohead. Vikings rule. **** John Cage. Tits and beer. **** The Beach Boys. Swords in the air.

In other words, HAIL AND KILL!!!

Current album review list (any pussies who wish to review some real music should put their name down for at least one of the remaining albums):

1. Battle Hymns (1982) - Unknown Soldier

2. Into Glory Ride (1983) - Unknown Soldier

3. Hail to England (1984) - Oriphiel

4. Sign of the Hammer (1984) - Trollheart

5. Fighting the World (1987) - The Batlord

6. Kings of Metal (1988) - The Batlord

7. The Triumph of Steel (1992) - Trollheart

8. Louder than Hell (1996) - The Batlord

9. Warriors of the World (2002) - The Batlord

10. Gods of War (2007) - The Batlord

11. Thunder in the Sky [EP] (2009) - Pet_Sounds

12. Battle Hyms MMXI (2010)

13. The Lord of Steel (2012) - The Batlord

14. Kings of Metal MMXIV (2014)

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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Last edited by The Batlord; 07-13-2015 at 01:25 AM.