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Old 08-06-2019, 04:40 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Bat and elph and me were sneaking across the border and got caught. The border patrol agent said if your dicks add up to ten inches I’ll let you gringos into Meheeko. I wiped out my 12 inch slong and said here’s your passport with a something leftover for the federalies.

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