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Old 08-06-2019, 01:06 PM   #221 (permalink)
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Top 10 metalcore track. Or at least top 20. Let's just say top 15. Perfect blend of savagery, crushing breakdowns, and non-cringy melodicism. I don't care too terribly much about their later material but Maroon's debut is pure fire.

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Old 08-06-2019, 05:40 PM   #222 (permalink)
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Joke:

Bat and elph and me were sneaking across the border and got caught. The border patrol agent said if your dicks add up to ten inches I’ll let you gringos into Meheeko. I wiped out my 12 inch slong and said here’s your passport with a something leftover for the federalies.

Good joke.
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Old 08-06-2019, 05:50 PM   #223 (permalink)
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^where's the breakdown tf
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Old 08-06-2019, 06:02 PM   #224 (permalink)
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^where's the breakdown tf
We all have huge penises tbf
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Old 08-06-2019, 06:06 PM   #225 (permalink)
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how do you expect me to mosh to that
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Old 08-06-2019, 06:11 PM   #226 (permalink)
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Did you say “nosh”?
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Old 08-06-2019, 06:13 PM   #227 (permalink)
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apparently not

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apparently not
I’m working my junk right now
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apparently not
did you just quote yourself? thats pretty awesome! LoL

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that escalated quickly!!
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This is hard
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