Metal Album Survivor [1st Wave Black Metal Division]

Trollheart · 12-24-2015, 09:46 AM

You know, I have a theory about you, Batty. I think you're slowly getting to like prog, and yet there's a battle gong on for your soul inside your body. One half of you is saying "Stop listening to that ****ing prog ****! You're a metalhead!" while the other half is whining, "But, but you know, some of it is not so bad!" and the first half roars and growls "Sacrilege! Go wash your mouth out with virgin blood this instant! And I don't want to hear anything but crushing metal coming from your room! The first hint of keyboards or acoustic guitars and I'm feeding your pet demon to the pit! I mean it! Don't test me!"

12-24-2015, 09:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	You know, I have a theory about you, Batty. I think you're slowly getting to like prog, and yet there's a battle gong on for your soul inside your body. One half of you is saying "Stop listening to that **ing prog *! You're a metalhead!" while the other half is whining, "But, but you know, some of it is not so bad!" and the first half roars and growls "Sacrilege! Go wash your mouth out with virgin blood this instant! And I don't want to hear anything but crushing metal coming from your room! The first hint of keyboards or acoustic guitars and I'm feeding your pet demon to the pit! I mean it! Don't test me!" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*