Carpe and Batlord once dated!
 

Although it was many years ago.

Video: Carpe and Batlord - Video

That's not death metal! Those little babies are ****ing pussies!

I gotta admit... ****s getting weird. This is what happens when you're the only vocal female metalhead on a gossipy forum.

Really though if Mr. Carpe and I decide to have kids they're gonna be pretty ****in metal like those adorable little bastards.

I assume you'll make sure they listen to real death metal.

I think you're being anal.

Anal..... ****! (Ba dum tsh)

Wait, that's a band, right?

Nah, that was definitely not death metal. I know there are genre snobs that split hairs, but death metal often seems to be a catch all term used by people who know absolutely nothing about extreme metal to describe any metal more aggressive than Metallica.

Swing and a miss Bat.

(I know what you're saying, just figured I toss you up an easy one)

Hell nah, they'd be doom as ****. Smokin n' swayin hair by six.

Meh. I like my pitches with at least a bit of heat to them.

My brain reads Bitches in Heat.

The more I watch this the awesomer it gets.

I gotta admit, I was a little underwhelmed. I was hoping they'd have upside down crosses dug into their foreheads, spitting blood and listening to something like this:

Hey Bat, really digging Cleansing. Like you said, not all the songs are great, but the ones that are are really killer.

What's their second best disc?

I've been lazy about listening to their whole back catalog, but Beg to Differ is pretty great. I actually wasn't too enthused about their later stuff until just recently, but Carved Into Stone ruled, and Power of the Damager has gone way up in my estimation since the first time I heard it.

OK. So which one should I get?

Beg to Differ is their all around best IMO.

^^^

I don't know about that, but you definitely can't go wrong.

Graci!