Carpe and Batlord once dated!
 

Although it was many years ago.

Video: Carpe and Batlord - Video

That's not death metal! Those little babies are ****ing pussies!

I gotta admit... ****s getting weird. This is what happens when you're the only vocal female metalhead on a gossipy forum.

Really though if Mr. Carpe and I decide to have kids they're gonna be pretty ****in metal like those adorable little bastards.

I assume you'll make sure they listen to real death metal.

I think you're being anal.

Anal..... ****! (Ba dum tsh)

Wait, that's a band, right?

Nah, that was definitely not death metal. I know there are genre snobs that split hairs, but death metal often seems to be a catch all term used by people who know absolutely nothing about extreme metal to describe any metal more aggressive than Metallica.

Swing and a miss Bat.

(I know what you're saying, just figured I toss you up an easy one)

Hell nah, they'd be doom as ****. Smokin n' swayin hair by six.