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Old 10-02-2014, 01:28 PM   #91 (permalink)
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I honestly don't know if I'd put his top choice (Japanese grindcore) under or above your Cryptopsy, but you know, I think he might just edge it. Yours made my ears bleed, his had me seeking out my proctologist!
Ah well, there's always next year. You haven't ever listened to Marduk's Panzer Division Marduk have you? There's no reason I'm asking.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-02-2014, 01:32 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Ah well, there's always next year. You haven't ever listened to Marduk's Panzer Division Marduk have you? There's no reason I'm asking.
No, not yet. They're not Spanish are they? Irish? See I've done Germany too at this point.

Tell you what: how does Batlord's Torture Hour sound to you? I'll create a special section where you can throw your worst albums at me, but expect every one to be trashed, booed and hissed till my throat is raw. I'll actually pop those jolly Cryptopsy gents in there as the first selection, rather than in the suggested albums one. Which means I then have to choose an "okay" album from your other suggestions. Which one do think I'd hate least?
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Old 10-02-2014, 01:36 PM   #93 (permalink)
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No, not yet. They're not Spanish are they? Irish? See I've done Germany too at this point.

Tell you what: how does Batlord's Torture Hour sound to you? I'll create a special section where you can throw your worst albums at me, but expect every one to be trashed, booed and hissed till my throat is raw. I'll actually pop those jolly Cryptopsy gents in there as the first selection, rather than in the suggested albums one. Which means I then have to choose an "okay" album from your other suggestions. Which one do think I'd hate least?
Arcturus, hands down. I think you might actually like it TBH. And I love your new idea. I think it's the best idea you've ever had. Give me a limit and I'll see what I can do.
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Old 10-02-2014, 02:26 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Arcturus, hands down. I think you might actually like it TBH. And I love your new idea. I think it's the best idea you've ever had. Give me a limit and I'll see what I can do.
I think no real limit required: I've "listened" to some of Janszoon's awful grindcore bands, Znowhite and of course Cryptopsy, so can it get any worse? As long as it's understood that I will not be reviewing these albums in any sort of serious manner, that it's just sort of a comedy slot and assuming you rob the idea for your journal, probably a one-off or an annual one on Metal Month.

Actually, this is better...

Just remember I've still tons to listen to, so maybe shoot two or three more "extreme" albums my way?
Hey! This could be fun.
Not...
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Old 10-02-2014, 02:35 PM   #95 (permalink)
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What's wrong with Znowhite?
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 10-02-2014, 02:46 PM   #96 (permalink)
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I've never heard of Znowhite, but in the upside down world where my favorite metal bands are "awful", I assume I should give them listen.
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Old 10-02-2014, 02:48 PM   #97 (permalink)
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They're just speed kinda thrash metal, nothing "awful" or ear-raping at all. And their one album Act of God kills something fierce.
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Old 10-02-2014, 02:54 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Wait for the review...
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Oh I will.

I can't see off the top of my head anything terrible about it. Rifftastic, breakneck, intense speed metal at it's finest.
Is it the album cover?
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Old 10-02-2014, 02:58 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Sweet. How bout... Pig Destroyer's Prowler In the Yard, Thorr's Hammer's Dommedagsnatt, and Gnaw Their Tongues' An Epiphanic Vomiting of Blood.
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