Which type of rock fan do you look like?

Isbjørn · 08-17-2014, 03:06 PM

Recently I stumbled across this. I thought "hey, that's pretty cool", and then I was slightly offended because the young metalhead one fits me almost perfectly (I don't have a battle vest, bracelet or former nu metal period, and I genuinely need medium-sized shirts, but yeah) and makes me look less cool than I actually am. But anyway...

1. Metalheads, or metal fans, or metal listeners, or poseurs, which one fits you the most and why? For me, it'd be the young metalhead one, with *cough* a couple of things from the folk-metaller thrown in there ("Nordic-er than thou" and Mjolnir necklace, though my knowledge in folk and viking metal is pretty non-extensive).

2. What type of rock fan, you know, rock in general, do you look like? Do you look grunge? Do you look like you came from the '60s psychedelic era? Do you look like Fred Durst? I wear torn jeans, and I consider myself a fan of flannel. I also tend to wear my hair messy, so I guess you could kind of... sort of say I have a little grunge mixed into my young metalhead-look.

Vitne Eveille · 08-18-2014, 10:11 AM

hahah, The definitions for the Power Metaller are great. I guess the young metalhead one fits me best too, though that is a far stretch, it'd be a mix of that and the power metaller and maybe another one. I've never been to a Renaissance fair though...but maybe I should

skyline · 08-18-2014, 10:37 AM

Honestly though, probably 60s psychedelic only less noisy. I love my colors and I'm quite partial to floral designs. I do tend to balance it off with some neutral colors, lets not go crazy here.

Dylstew · 08-18-2014, 10:38 AM

None of the above. just some random black/white mixed race dude with glasses.

**Janszoon** · 08-18-2014, 10:59 AM

I guess I look the most like the brutal death metaller. I have short hair though and haven't worn baggy camo pants in about 15 years (but back then I wore them pretty much every day). I do certainly have a "strange affinity with button-up shirts".

Plankton · 08-18-2014, 11:26 AM

I'm pretty close to Mainstreamallica Fan, but I wear Dad jeans, sometimes Jorts, and tuck my shirts in. Also, I don't think Lamb OG is as heavy as it gets and Tool is not an "Underground" band.

Too bad they didn't have a Devo type in there, cuz I'm more like that. Especially right now since I'm wearing my glasses. I can't see my puter without em. You people with your good vision can suck it.

CoNtrivedNiHilism · 08-18-2014, 12:26 PM

I think I fit in the grunge/metal type fan look. Lot of band tshirts worn with jeans, button up flannel shirts when it isn't real damn hot (summer right now, so...) Anyway. I probably look like I belong in Pearl Jam or Bush, longer hair, sort of done up like Gavin Rossdale of Bush. So that could say my look is more 90's than anything. I might post a pick to show what I mean.

Black Francis · 08-18-2014, 12:38 PM

I rock a douchy fauhawk when my hair is short and when i get it gets longer i slick it back and i dress like a.. um.. i don't really know what stereotype i dress as, i use alot polos but i also use vintage hipster shirts and slightly baggy pants and skater brand shoes.

i hate to say it but i kinda dress like the guys from the jersey shore only less flashy.

CoNtrivedNiHilism · 08-18-2014, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

I rock a douchy fauhawk when my hair is short and when i get it gets longer i slick it back and i dress like a.. um.. i don't really know what stereotype i dress as, i use alot polos but i also use vintage hipster shirts and slightly baggy pants and skater brand shoes.

i hate to say it but i kinda dress like the guys from the jersey shore only less flashy.

pffttt hahahaha, the jersey shore. Well. When I had my hair short, I did that hair style you mentioned too. Fiance loved it for a time. She then requested I grew my hair out, thought it'd fit my look better.

Black Francis · 08-18-2014, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CoNtrivedNiHilism

pffttt hahahaha, the jersey shore. Well. When I had my hair short, I did that hair style you mentioned too. Fiance loved it for a time. She then requested I grew my hair out, thought it'd fit my look better.

Im srry, did the guys at jersey shore NOT get laid almost every single night? the douchy fauhawk works man! in fact if you dress up thinking you look like a douche you probably look hot as hell.

Then you start to get more female attention from your looks and then you start liking that attention so you decide to start going to the gym until you get a hot bod and then you start wearing sleeveless shirts to show off your muscles and your new tribal tattoos and before you even know it you've crossed over to the douchy side of the force. xD

08-17-2014, 03:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Which type of rock fan do you look like? Recently I stumbled across this. I thought "hey, that's pretty cool", and then I was slightly offended because the young metalhead one fits me almost perfectly (I don't have a battle vest, bracelet or former nu metal period, and I genuinely need medium-sized shirts, but yeah) and makes me look less cool than I actually am. But anyway... 1. Metalheads, or metal fans, or metal listeners, or poseurs, which one fits you the most and why? For me, it'd be the young metalhead one, with cough a couple of things from the folk-metaller thrown in there ("Nordic-er than thou" and Mjolnir necklace, though my knowledge in folk and viking metal is pretty non-extensive). 2. What type of rock fan, you know, rock in general, do you look like? Do you look grunge? Do you look like you came from the '60s psychedelic era? Do you look like Fred Durst? I wear torn jeans, and I consider myself a fan of flannel. I also tend to wear my hair messy, so I guess you could kind of... sort of say I have a little grunge mixed into my young metalhead-look. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

08-18-2014, 10:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I guess I look the most like the brutal death metaller. I have short hair though and haven't worn baggy camo pants in about 15 years (but back then I wore them pretty much every day). I do certainly have a "strange affinity with button-up shirts". __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

08-18-2014, 11:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I'm pretty close to Mainstreamallica Fan, but I wear Dad jeans, sometimes Jorts, and tuck my shirts in. Also, I don't think Lamb OG is as heavy as it gets and Tool is not an "Underground" band. Too bad they didn't have a Devo type in there, cuz I'm more like that. Especially right now since I'm wearing my glasses. I can't see my puter without em. You people with your good vision can suck it. __________________ See location...

08-18-2014, 12:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	I rock a douchy fauhawk when my hair is short and when i get it gets longer i slick it back and i dress like a.. um.. i don't really know what stereotype i dress as, i use alot polos but i also use vintage hipster shirts and slightly baggy pants and skater brand shoes. i hate to say it but i kinda dress like the guys from the jersey shore only less flashy. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

08-18-2014, 10:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
Vitne Eveille Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 64	hahah, The definitions for the Power Metaller are great. I guess the young metalhead one fits me best too, though that is a far stretch, it'd be a mix of that and the power metaller and maybe another one. I've never been to a Renaissance fair though...but maybe I should

08-18-2014, 10:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
skyline Music Addict Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 78	Honestly though, probably 60s psychedelic only less noisy. I love my colors and I'm quite partial to floral designs. I do tend to balance it off with some neutral colors, lets not go crazy here.

08-18-2014, 10:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
Dylstew Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 1,366	None of the above. just some random black/white mixed race dude with glasses.

08-18-2014, 12:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
CoNtrivedNiHilism Because I Am, I Can! Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,128	I think I fit in the grunge/metal type fan look. Lot of band tshirts worn with jeans, button up flannel shirts when it isn't real damn hot (summer right now, so...) Anyway. I probably look like I belong in Pearl Jam or Bush, longer hair, sort of done up like Gavin Rossdale of Bush. So that could say my look is more 90's than anything. I might post a pick to show what I mean.