Nickelback vs Slipknot

Black Francis · 03-24-2014, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Slipknot is just noise and violence from what I heard ("Iowa") and Nickelback I have nothing particularly against, so I'll vote for Nickelback as the least terrible.

Slipknot should all be fired.
Out of a cannon.
Into the sun.

While playing Disasterpiece, i would love to see that!!

Unknown Soldier · 03-24-2014, 02:50 PM

Slipknot employs more people, so I'll vote for them.

**Janszoon** · 03-24-2014, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

Slipknot employs more people, so I'll vote for them.

Rainard Jalen · 03-24-2014, 03:03 PM

How can you put Slipknot and Nickelback in the same sentence? At least Slipknot is more than merely some cynical commercial endeavor. At least they're real metal heads. They don't have to sing about wanting to be a metal head. They exude metalheadism. Even if almost every song they ever made just sucks in ways that don't even make sense, they are still a real band.

Chad Kroeger implicitly acknowledges that he and his band are a phony rock act in their most popular and most played song. Even his hairdo is fake. I mean, it's probably real hair and stuff, but that ain't what the point is. The point is, it's fake. He only has it to make him seem more legit. I bet when he's not singing about whatever we remind him of, he forgets the veneer and wears a suit. A hundred dollar suit. A hundred dollars worth of suit. Suit.

The Batlord · 03-24-2014, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rainard Jalen

How can you put Slipknot and Nickelback in the same sentence? At least Slipknot is more than merely some cynical commercial endeavor. At least they're real metal heads. They don't have to sing about wanting to be a metal head. They exude metalheadism. Even if almost every song they ever made just sucks in ways that don't even make sense, they are still a real band.

I like how up until this sentence it actually sounds like he's legitimately sticking up for Slipknot. Like he likes them. And then out of nowhere comes the swift kick to the nuts.

Carpe Mortem · 03-24-2014, 05:31 PM

The results are as expected... they are both just terrible and for the most part I hate them, but I don't always cringe when I hear a Slipknot song.

I always, always cringe when I hear Nickleback. It makes me sick.

indignati0n · 03-24-2014, 09:24 PM

gotta say slipknot over nickleback

Two Spirit · 03-25-2014, 12:26 AM

Slipknot by a long mile. Even if they are nothing more than commercialized metal for angsty teens, at least they seem to put more effort into their music. They may try too hard to be heavy and brutal, but at least they care about their output.

I can't really say the same for Nickelback, though. Every record they put out sounds exactly the same as the previous, and it's nothing more than generic radio rock in the first place.

So yeah, Slipknot gets my vote.

Neapolitan · 03-25-2014, 02:02 AM

oh... this is a tough question, I might have to think about it for a days.

Norg · 03-25-2014, 02:58 AM

Imma go with slipknot jus cus Ive never heard a NB record

View Poll Results: Who is less terrible?
Nickelback	7	16.28%
Slipknot	36	83.72%
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03-24-2014, 05:31 PM	#36 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	The results are as expected... they are both just terrible and for the most part I hate them, but I don't always cringe when I hear a Slipknot song. I always, always cringe when I hear Nickleback. It makes me sick. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

03-24-2014, 03:03 PM	#34 (permalink)
Rainard Jalen Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,221	How can you put Slipknot and Nickelback in the same sentence? At least Slipknot is more than merely some cynical commercial endeavor. At least they're real metal heads. They don't have to sing about wanting to be a metal head. They exude metalheadism. Even if almost every song they ever made just sucks in ways that don't even make sense, they are still a real band. Chad Kroeger implicitly acknowledges that he and his band are a phony rock act in their most popular and most played song. Even his hairdo is fake. I mean, it's probably real hair and stuff, but that ain't what the point is. The point is, it's fake. He only has it to make him seem more legit. I bet when he's not singing about whatever we remind him of, he forgets the veneer and wears a suit. A hundred dollar suit. A hundred dollars worth of suit. Suit.

03-24-2014, 09:24 PM	#37 (permalink)
indignati0n Groupie Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1	gotta say slipknot over nickleback

03-25-2014, 12:26 AM	#38 (permalink)
Two Spirit Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 332	Slipknot by a long mile. Even if they are nothing more than commercialized metal for angsty teens, at least they seem to put more effort into their music. They may try too hard to be heavy and brutal, but at least they care about their output. I can't really say the same for Nickelback, though. Every record they put out sounds exactly the same as the previous, and it's nothing more than generic radio rock in the first place. So yeah, Slipknot gets my vote.

03-25-2014, 02:58 AM	#40 (permalink)
Norg Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,358	Imma go with slipknot jus cus Ive never heard a NB record