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Old 10-21-2013, 08:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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When it comes to puddings out of a tin, simply the best is Treacle Sponge with custard.

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...not whatever weirdness you Brits eat. Freaks.
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Old 10-21-2013, 08:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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...not whatever weirdness you Brits eat. Freaks.
A pudding should have substance, like a sponge base and then covered in some kind of topping. That chocolate liquid that you've displayed sums Americans up really, no substance and with runny noses.
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Old 10-21-2013, 08:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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A pudding should have substance, like a sponge base and then covered in some kind of topping. That chocolate liquid that you've displayed sums Americans up really, no substance and with runny noses.
Dude, it's semi-liquid chocolate. How can you not love it? It's God's cum.
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Dude, it's semi-liquid chocolate. How can you not love it? It's God's cum.
I never said I didn't like it, but it's not a good as treacle topped sponge with custard. I prefer my chocolate either in a bar or as cake, as in Black Forest Gateau surely one of the seven wonders of the world, especially when it's slightly chilled.
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I never said I didn't like it, but it's not a good as treacle topped sponge with custard. I prefer my chocolate either in a bar or as cake, as in Black Forest Gateau surely one of the seven wonders of the world, especially when it's slightly chilled.
But regular chocolate can't completely fill your mouth and get into all of the nooks and crannies the way that real pudding can. No homo.
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But regular chocolate can't completely fill your mouth and get into all of the nooks and crannies the way that real pudding can. No homo.
Stop being a nancy, if I were to serve you treacle pudding with custard, you'd gollop the whole lot down before anybody could say 'Robert E.Lee' and then you'd be asking for seconds!
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