Trollheart

Taking a strand from another thread here and expanding it...
Who do you think was or is the most rockin' muppet? Acceptable are anyone from Sesame Street or The Muppet Show (obviously) but no human guests. I suppose you can add Fraggle Rock if you really have to, but remember, just cos they lived on a rock doesn't mean they rocked!

There have of course always been muppets who were musically inclined...
Animal's an obvious first candidate

As well as Doctor Teeth

Janice of course

and supercool Zoot


But I always thought Bert would have made a great white rapper. Just look at that thousand-yard stare, the heavy, frowning eyebrows, the "don't **** with me" stance. Yeah, Bert coulda be the muppet Eminem!

Can't you just see him rappin' about how hard life is on "The Street"? How all the bitches want is countin' an' spellin' lessons, and how he can't get no action with that fat jolly bastard hangin' around him all the time?

So, whaddya think? Who would you call the coolest, rockinest muppet?

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