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Old 12-11-2012, 01:31 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:54 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:13 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:32 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Didn't you make a topic ranting about something similar like this 2 months ago?
Yeah it was about some playground incident, that was all kids stuff... now he's talking what could happen if Limp Bizkit was in prison ... it's a little bit more serious this time around.
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:46 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Ok just for you Big3 but others feel welcome to speculate as well. Billy Ray Cyrus vs Ricky Martin?
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:37 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Limp Bizkit both are tryhard, untalented and awful and therefor if they'd both be in jail people wouldn't eve touch them for the filthy non-music they make.
When limpbizkit came out they were kind of a new thing.... so I wouldn't call them "tryhard", and there is no way you can say they do not have talent. (I don't care for their music at all) but your comment is almost as bad as the OP.

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So I've been watching a video on YouTube of Limp Bizkit/Slayer concert and amongst all the normal comments there's this odd, retarded one saying "If Slayer and Limp Bizkit were in prison together Slayer would rape Limp Bizkit".

I'm like "WTF dude, how do you know guys from Slayer are tougher than LB guys". He says "cause they play heavier music and look tougher"



Oooh I see. So I guess if I started dressing as guys from Slayer and bash guitar a little I'd instantly become the toughest guy ever? Flawless logic LOL.

Lets just look at Tom Araya(Slayer frontman) and Durst(LB frontman)

Durst may not be the biggest badass mother****er ever but he lived through far more than Tom Araya did. He used to fight off bullies alot bigger than him when he was kid, he was in navy, in jail, and he beaten the **** out of the guy who his wife cheated him with(btw the guy had 15 kilos and 10 cm on Durst) WHILE his wife was trying to stop him(he didn't hit his wife though), feel free to check his biography its all there if you don't believe me. He jumped from like 5-10 meters into a crowd, there is even a vid on YT:
Now, what interesting did Tom Araya did? NOTHING. He is a catholic respiratory therapist . CATHOLIC. RESPIRATORY. THERAPIST. Never even been in a fight. Never lifted weights, never trained anything, NOTHING. How would THAT guy be though? What's even worse, he has album named "God Hates Us All" and he is catholic LOL. He sings about death, torture, pain and all other wanna-be-dark crap but he never seen death, never felt torture, nothing even CLOSE to it. True example of a poser, I wonder how do people even take him for serious.

And what's worse, there are more people like that who live in some kind of a fantasy world. I'm just wondering is there a reasonable explanation to this or am I completely right?

What the **** are you rambling about.

pos·er
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People who instagram their starbucks the one time a year they go.

People who post threads showing off the fact that they know something about the front man for slayer. (I have never heard 1 slayer song and IDGAF)

People who dress gangster but only listen to blink-182 and mxpx

People who have cars they don't own as their default pic on FB

People who buy a chain for thier wallet at wal-mart, then drive their caravan to some guys house off craigs list where he pays 3 grand for a sportster he calls a "Hog"

People who barely read tabs, calling their "first act" their ax

People who use loops from looperman.com and tell every one they made the beat.

People who talk **** about Justin Bieber and swear by Michael Jackson (this little clone is gonna turn black in a few years watch)

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Leave stupid youtube comments where the belong, on youtube. Stupidity spreads, and this is how.


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Old 12-11-2012, 11:42 PM   #67 (permalink)
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What the **** are you rambling about.

pos·er
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A person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others.
A difficult or perplexing question or problem.
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People who instagram their starbucks the one time a year they go.

People who post threads showing off the fact that they know something about the front man for slayer. (I have never heard 1 slayer song and IDGAF)

People who dress gangster but only listen to blink-182 and mxpx

People who have cars they don't own as their default pic on FB

People who buy a chain for thier wallet at wal-mart, then drive their caravan to some guys house off craigs list where he pays 3 grand for a sportster he calls a "Hog"

People who barely read tabs, calling their "first act" their ax

People who use loops from looperman.com and tell every one they made the beat.

People who talk **** about Justin Bieber and swear by Michael Jackson (this little clone is gonna turn black in a few years watch)

ect.....


Leave stupid youtube comments where the belong, on youtube. Stupidity spreads, and this is how.


Taylor swift and justin timberlake are the same guy, fyi
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Old 12-12-2012, 12:38 AM   #68 (permalink)
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What the **** are you rambling about.

pos·er
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A person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others.
A difficult or perplexing question or problem.
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People who instagram their starbucks the one time a year they go.

People who post threads showing off the fact that they know something about the front man for slayer. (I have never heard 1 slayer song and IDGAF)

People who dress gangster but only listen to blink-182 and mxpx

People who have cars they don't own as their default pic on FB

People who buy a chain for thier wallet at wal-mart, then drive their caravan to some guys house off craigs list where he pays 3 grand for a sportster he calls a "Hog"

People who barely read tabs, calling their "first act" their ax

People who use loops from looperman.com and tell every one they made the beat.

People who talk **** about Justin Bieber and swear by Michael Jackson (this little clone is gonna turn black in a few years watch)

ect.....


Leave stupid youtube comments where the belong, on youtube. Stupidity spreads, and this is how.


Taylor swift and justin timberlake are the same guy, fyi
I like this guy.
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Old 12-12-2012, 12:51 AM   #69 (permalink)
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I like this guy.
Yeah I thought that was pretty funny myself, and accurate.
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Old 12-12-2012, 09:11 AM   #70 (permalink)
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People who barely read tabs, calling their "first act" their ax
Now THATS comedy right there.

Like the ZZ reference too. Are you Franks kid for real?
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