What Are You listening To V.III Metal!

Blue Hawk · 09-09-2017, 04:18 AM

Why do people think that Slayer, Kreator or Dark Angel are fast?

Trollheart · 09-09-2017, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Blue Hawk

Sorry, I was under the influence.

No problem, it's all good.

Trollheart · 09-09-2017, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

I just got up from a good (actually rather bad) night's sleep, so I'm listening to Show No Mercy now, hoping it will jolt my brain awake. I'll see how far I make it with the two next albums after this.

Dare we hope?

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By all means do. He seems like such a nice guy

Oh, he is, he is. You know he worked in a hospital before forming Slayer? I'm sure he'll be very polite as he removes your intestines one by one with his favourite knife....

~~MicShazam~~ · 09-09-2017, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Dare we hope?

I made it halfway through Hell Awaits at most, so it doesn't look too good right now. I might try again later.

The Batlord · 09-09-2017, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Dare we hope?

Oh, he is, he is. You know he worked in a hospital before forming Slayer? I'm sure he'll be very polite as he removes your intestines one by one with his favourite knife....

And he didn't even listen to metal before Slayer hired him. So quite the turnaround.

Trollheart · 09-09-2017, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Bruh meet me at the middle with this. Just this once, friend. I don't know that you will like this but I suspect that it might give you another perspective on the genre. I basically just hope that this interests you.

Just do it. It's one of the best metal albums ever in any case.

All right I tried it. Well, some of it. I got seventeen minutes in before I decided nah. It's not without its charm, but it kind of comes across as a cross between doom and death metal, maybe? You know I don't like those growly vocals - if I have to choose I think I'd rather have a screecher - and that slow, plodding, well I guess doomy tone doesn't help. I doubt this would be anything I could get into. I think - gasp! - I actually prefer the Cryptos to this, but then, that's not saying a whole lot really.

The Batlord · 09-09-2017, 09:04 PM

Plenty of death thrash bands are intense or heavy or brutal, but fun isn't generally what I think of. Num Skull have such energetic, fun riffs while still being all those other things that it's kind of the absolute ****.

Blue Hawk · 09-10-2017, 12:37 AM

Trollheart · 09-10-2017, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Bruh meet me at the middle with this. Just this once, friend. I don't know that you will like this but I suspect that it might give you another perspective on the genre. I basically just hope that this interests you.

Just do it. It's one of the best metal albums ever in any case.

You know, now that I think about it (guess I'm slow) I realise you were just pulling my chain here, weren't you? Well done: you got me to listen to it. I'll never trust you again. Happy?

The Batlord · 09-10-2017, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

You know, now that I think about it (guess I'm slow) I realise you were just pulling my chain here, weren't you? Well done: you got me to listen to it. I'll never trust you again. Happy?

No I was very drunk and sincere. I didn't expect you to be converted, just hoping that it would have more for you to latch onto and lead you ever further down the path of ****ed up ****. I should have expected you to be a little bitch though.

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