This song makes me wonder why I don't have a beer in one hand a cigarette in the other and a woman in the other (this song doesn't really encourage thinking).

That song's just foreplay, this is where the penetration starts.


Tank - That's What Dreams Are Made Of - YouTube

I love Deep Purple's Machine Head. I even love that it's not as heavy as In Rock. It's hard and heavy, but friendly and laid back at the same time. If Machine Head was a person, it would go up to Black Sabbath and say, "Whoa man! Calm down. You're harshing on my buzz."

Funeral doom and black metal are great, but the perfect music to be depressed and misanthropic to is Saint Vitus. Just the most ugly trad doom you'll ever hear.

I'll be sure to request Saint Vitus at your funeral.

that's a prototype thrash song

right there

I'm leaning more towards GWAR. I can die happy knowing that my mother will get fake blood in the face in the hour of her greatest sorrow.

Metal bands these days wish they could be half as intense as this. Bathory keep reminding me why they are one of my all time favorite bands. I think I might just have to give up and call them my numero uno number one fav metal band of all time.

Dissident Alliance was the long awaited second album by Jag Panzer, released an amazing 10 years after the debut, they sound at times amazingly like Pantera.


Jag Panzer - Jeffrey Behind The Gate - YouTube