Huh...Michael Bolton's missing. Very odd.

Funny how you apparently throw all that into a blender and get wet, corny ****.

The self-titled is fine (it's basically a more elaborate King's X record anyway), but Space In Your Face sharpened things up.

Then I shall avoid King's X.

King's X are legit, but they're not really a metal band. More like a gospel tinged prog outfit with some psychedelic rock influences.

Decent hook ruined by a ****ty band trying to add unnecessary boring ****.

Ok boomer.

Death metal that's about as chunky as vomiting in your pea soup.

Only the most brutally heavy.

TFW someone IRL was talking **** about Stryper and you could only even remember one song from them and now you're listening to them and thinking about everything you should have said to defend Stryper against a heretic.