"Hey doc, I gotta talk to you about something."
"What's up mate?"
"You kinda ****ed my leg with that procedure. I can't move it anymore."
"Ehh it's fine. It was an approximate surgery, so it counts."

I think making sure everything rhymes is one of the last things on the mind of a band that's brought us such classics like "Iron Dick" and "McDonaldland Massacre".

literature isn't surgery

I want to meet the great English war hero General Sir Jerry.

But jokes are humorous.

I see you've had your funny bone removed.

They botched the operation so now I only see moth memes as funny. It's a living hell.