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Salami 11-20-2011 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1121857)
Damnit. Well hopefully the fact that we're also the home of Relapse cancels that right out.

Of coure it does. It more than cancels it out. Just like the Smiths and the Stone Roses over here in Manchester cancel out Oasis.

The Batlord 11-21-2011 09:26 AM

This would be what Dragonforce sounded like if they weren't hacks. Straight up weedly weedly at it's finest.


Salami 11-21-2011 01:08 PM

Naaah. In there I heard legitimate scales which corrresponded to a genuine musical pattern. Dragonforce run their fingers up and down the fretboards mindlessly and speed that up. And can't think of a new idea. How long is this bloody quest of yours going to last for? It'd be a lot quicker if you didn't stop to record ridiculous songs every fifteen minutes detailing your woes.

hip hop bunny hop 11-21-2011 09:12 PM

Seriously, ****ing power metal still?



Classic metal. You hear that, the relaxed musicianship, and how it allows for the melodies to conveyed so clearly? Wonderful track.

The Batlord 11-22-2011 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop (Post 1122653)
Seriously, ****ing power metal still?

Seriously? ****ty black metal still?

Quote:

Classic metal. You hear that, the relaxed musicianship, and how it allows for the melodies to conveyed so clearly? Wonderful track.
Agreed.

And just to spite you...


hip hop bunny hop 11-22-2011 07:58 PM

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Seriously? ****ty black metal still?
Seriously? ****ing Italian power metal that's cheesier than lasagna?

Just to spite you and your noodly-noodly power metal ways, I summon forth :



Midnight, covering Crucifixion's "Death Sentence" - black metal covering NWOBHM... amazing.

Howard the Duck 11-22-2011 10:25 PM



more stoner-"rock" than stoner "metal" but what the hey!

Salami 11-22-2011 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop (Post 1122981)
Seriously? ****ing Italian power metal that's cheesier than lasagna?

I'll have you know he loves cheesy music.

And if you both don't behave, I'll have to post some DRAGONFORCE!!!!

hip hop bunny hop 11-22-2011 11:23 PM

^^^!!!

Are you kidding? We're discussing metal on the internet! This is serious business.



Now, you're probably listening to this song and thinking, "a song with a title like 'Dick is ****ing Big' has to have brilliant lyrics, but what are they?" Welp, being a generous mother****er, here you go:

Quote:

Dick is ****ing big
Pussy is ****ing tight
Anal **** is waiting
Big dick's might

Dick is ****ing big
**** off shaving pussy

Put it in bitch mouth
It will makes you to ill
Sexual metal holocaust will
Crush poser gay!


Dick is ****ing big
**** off shaving pussy

I will please entry anus
Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
Pussy is good smell
**** is bad smell

Dick is ****ing big
**** off shaving pussy

Salami 11-23-2011 03:22 AM

^^^ Umm, that song probably belongs in this thread.


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