Do Metal Bands Have Groupies?
 

i was thinking about starting a metal-sounding band but only if actual girls will show up to our gigs. i look around at some metal shows and its just a bunch of bearded smelly dudes headbanging. **** that scene. whats the hell's the point of being in a band if your only playing to guys?

Uh... No, never.

Nope. You should consider becoming a barbershop quartet instead.

Just try getting into bearded smelly guys..then your a hit.

Just get Justin Bieber to sing for your band. All the girls will pine after him and you'll just get the leftovers.

http://www.mychemicaltoilet.com/metal%20fans.jpg

I want the one on the left.

I didn't know you were ga....... Oh wait, you meant the woman :D

If you care too much about what the fans think or who your audience is, you're not going to be satisfied, artistically, with your output. Make the music you want.

I dunno... he makes it pretty clear that it has nothing to do with the music.
He's obviously joking, either way.


I hope?

metal bands do have groupies

usually it's people like me

(you're better off being a Backstreet Boys knock-off)