Do Metal Bands Have Groupies?

Nosferatu Man · 05-20-2011, 08:00 PM

Haha not sure how id feel about that to be honest.

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 05-20-2011, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by King_Matt

^That looks like a dude, except for the boobs

...I was thinking the same thing, but I kept to myself.

hip hop bunny hop · 05-20-2011, 08:29 PM

That's a tranny, so no strap on would be needed. He comes with the necessary equipment.

supermarlin · 05-20-2011, 08:39 PM

When I saw The Chariot play just recently there were quite a few girls there, and not a small number of hotties. Whether or not they were with boyfriends or not I don't know, but they're were certainly more guys there.

Engine · 05-21-2011, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

Eh? Black Metal musicians lack both these traits.

I think they dig black metal because they see it as edgy.

omg - Varg is so totally hot. And he like rebels against society and religion and stuff.
Did you know he went to jail?

JonV · 05-21-2011, 03:09 AM

You'd probably have better luck as an alternative metal group. There were plenty of females at the Filmore in Detroit when we saw Deftones. Also waiting outside by the buses.

One of them pinched my nipple.

Howard the Duck · 05-21-2011, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Engine

omg - Varg is so totally hot. And he like rebels against society and religion and stuff.
Did you know he went to jail?

yeah he's not bad

Raust · 05-21-2011, 10:34 AM

Its been said before, but dude if you want chick groupies your best chances are to sell out completley. Wouldnt you rather want to play the music you like cause you love doing it regardless of your fan base?

The Batlord · 05-21-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by hip hop bunny hop

That's a tranny, so no strap on would be needed. He comes with the necessary equipment.

No problem for me. It would only make her hotter.

Blarobbarg · 05-21-2011, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Raust

Its been said before, but dude if you want chick groupies your best chances are to sell out completley. Wouldnt you rather want to play the music you like cause you love doing it regardless of your fan base?

He made it pretty clear he's only in it for the chicks. So suggesting he do what he wants... means telling him to do it for the chicks. :-|

Listen dude, you want chicks? Don't do anything metal. At all. Start a band that starts with the pop- prefix, possibly with the -rock or -punk suffix, and you're halfway there. Make all of your songs about wanting love or losing love and you're all the way there.

View Poll Results: do metal bands have groupies
yeah i suppose so	4	18.18%
haha what a dumb question, of course not!	3	13.64%
only male groupies	5	22.73%
only the sell-out bands that write love songs and ****	4	18.18%
as long as you look good posing with a guitar girls will always be on your jock	6	27.27%
Voters: 22. You may not vote on this poll

05-20-2011, 08:00 PM	#31 (permalink)
Nosferatu Man Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264	Haha not sure how id feel about that to be honest. __________________ Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night.

05-20-2011, 08:29 PM	#33 (permalink)
hip hop bunny hop Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,381	That's a tranny, so no strap on would be needed. He comes with the necessary equipment. __________________ Have mercy on the poor.

05-20-2011, 08:39 PM	#34 (permalink)
supermarlin Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 255	When I saw The Chariot play just recently there were quite a few girls there, and not a small number of hotties. Whether or not they were with boyfriends or not I don't know, but they're were certainly more guys there.

05-21-2011, 03:09 AM	#36 (permalink)
JonV Groupie Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 1	You'd probably have better luck as an alternative metal group. There were plenty of females at the Filmore in Detroit when we saw Deftones. Also waiting outside by the buses. One of them pinched my nipple.

05-21-2011, 10:34 AM	#38 (permalink)
Raust Music Addict Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,411	Its been said before, but dude if you want chick groupies your best chances are to sell out completley. Wouldnt you rather want to play the music you like cause you love doing it regardless of your fan base?