yeah I am a bit like that, only I paint my face like KISS

You should dress up like the Village People and do disco covers. Then you wouldn't get smelly guys at your shows.

Pfft, in a Barbershop Quartet, he could shave and wash the guys himself.

Every time I go to any show with slightly aggressive music theres about 5 women there I think are pretty hot. 25 I don't, and the rest of the crowd is male.

If you don't look like a troll and you make decent music then you can still pick up some pretty hot women. Its not going to be Crue in the 80's women, but they do exist.

All the hott girls are at the Dave Mathews Band show and their fat, ugly sisters are getting all sweaty in your bands mosh pit

holy incorrect. have you been to a DMB show? yikes.

Once. It was an odd blend of hott college aged girls and hippies who probably don't even shave. But it was right outside a college campus so the college aged population was probably more than usual. Everyone was stoned of course.

It also depends on what kind of metal band you are. If you're a death/thrash/doom/black/etc band, I'm sure you'll only see a few chicks. If it's a hot topic band kinda show you get plenty of hot chicks. But they're mostly just there with their boyfriends.

I feel like college kids will go to any show thats near by. I'm just guessing you had a lot of first time DMB goers.