Worst Metal Band Ever?

ElephantSack · 04-15-2009, 04:12 PM

Well, you could throw out any number of ****ty hair bands.

But from personal experience, the worst band I ever played with was called Trait.

It was their first show on Christmas Eve, and the leader singer was skiing, legless drunk and supposedly on acid. He was groaning and mumbling into the mic, and between songs he blabbered into the mic, "Are y'all ready to **** the wake up up?"

It was too sad to be a joke.

It's only funny now because I've had time to get over how bad it was.

thisWARisours · 04-17-2009, 01:12 AM

Hmm...

Cattle Decapitation
Dead Infection

Any black metal band.

IWP · 04-17-2009, 08:44 AM

Yeah black metal in general is pretty bad, unless you count the first wave bands like Bathory and Venom.

scottsy · 04-17-2009, 11:52 PM

Worst metal band... my friend's high school band, who called themselves high voltage... they were promptly renamed low voltage, then "Afro Aids and the Aardvarks.... after the lead singer / guitarists rather afro like hairdo...

NSW · 04-17-2009, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by scottsy

Worst metal band... my friend's high school band, who called themselves high voltage... they were promptly renamed low voltage, then "Afro Aids and the Aardvarks.... after the lead singer / guitarists rather afro like hairdo...

haha...this made me chuckle...

~~The Unfan~~ · 04-18-2009, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by thisWARisours

Cattle Decapitation

I think you missed the point of this thread. One of the prerequisites is for the band to actually be bad.

Adonai · 04-18-2009, 08:47 AM

Bring Me The Horizon, Slipknot

metalHeAd69 · 04-18-2009, 04:34 PM

Slipknot

Bella! · 04-18-2009, 06:32 PM

Lets see.......there are alot of terrible metal bands.

1. Coven...specifically the album "Blessid is the Black". Terrible piece of work.

2. Winger. They released the worst cover song in metal history!

3. Cradle of Filth. Need I explain.

4. Black Metal.

~~The Unfan~~ · 04-18-2009, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Idiots

Black metal

Just for clarification naming an entire genre is pretty stupid. First off, how can an entire genre be the worst band? Second, listen to some black metal that doesn't suck before naming the entire genre as the worst metal band.

04-17-2009, 01:12 AM	#482 (permalink)
thisWARisours Escaping His Fate Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 299	Hmm... Cattle Decapitation Dead Infection Any black metal band. __________________ DEVIANT.ART

04-17-2009, 11:52 PM	#484 (permalink)
scottsy Untalented Drummer Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sussex, Wisconsin Posts: 2,900	Worst metal band... my friend's high school band, who called themselves high voltage... they were promptly renamed low voltage, then "Afro Aids and the Aardvarks.... after the lead singer / guitarists rather afro like hairdo... __________________ "If you're like me, then it's possible you're a clone generated from my stolen DNA. I suggest you turn yourself in for destruction immediately" - Shaun Micallef.

04-15-2009, 04:12 PM	#481 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	Well, you could throw out any number of **ty hair bands. But from personal experience, the worst band I ever played with was called Trait. It was their first show on Christmas Eve, and the leader singer was skiing, legless drunk and supposedly on acid. He was groaning and mumbling into the mic, and between songs he blabbered into the mic, "Are y'all ready to ** the wake up up?" It was too sad to be a joke. It's only funny now because I've had time to get over how bad it was.

04-17-2009, 08:44 AM	#483 (permalink)
IWP A S T H E T I C Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 532	Yeah black metal in general is pretty bad, unless you count the first wave bands like Bathory and Venom.

04-18-2009, 08:47 AM	#487 (permalink)
Adonai An ambient-loving cookie Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Riga, Latvia Posts: 139	Bring Me The Horizon, Slipknot

04-18-2009, 04:34 PM	#488 (permalink)
metalHeAd69 Groupie Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6	Slipknot

04-18-2009, 06:32 PM	#489 (permalink)
Bella! Groupie Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 26	Lets see.......there are alot of terrible metal bands. 1. Coven...specifically the album "Blessid is the Black". Terrible piece of work. 2. Winger. They released the worst cover song in metal history! 3. Cradle of Filth. Need I explain. 4. Black Metal.