who invented punk (rock, The Ramones, sex pistols, cover, quote)

Zygomycota · 08-04-2005, 12:51 PM

Oh wait, I've got it...

In the 50's a mad scientist with crazy hair invented it as a tool against awesome Prog/Art Rock music. Fortunately, the man was arrested and his so called "Punk music" was kept under lock and key until Nixon, acting with some underlings, broke into the Watergate hotel and stole it. Soon the Vietnam war ended, and the "punk music" that Nixon stole was lost...then some local kids from the world found it and unleashed upon surprised coporate f[I]u[I]cks.

THE END FOREVER.

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ramones	46	64.79%
sex pistols	25	35.21%
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08-04-2005, 12:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zygomycota Sleazy Producer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 1001's: A Whirlwind of Adventures! Posts: 197	Oh wait, I've got it... In the 50's a mad scientist with crazy hair invented it as a tool against awesome Prog/Art Rock music. Fortunately, the man was arrested and his so called "Punk music" was kept under lock and key until Nixon, acting with some underlings, broke into the Watergate hotel and stole it. Soon the Vietnam war ended, and the "punk music" that Nixon stole was lost...then some local kids from the world found it and unleashed upon surprised coporate f[I]u[I]cks. THE END FOREVER. __________________ "In your sad machine, you'll forever stay..." http://www.purevolume.com/zygomycota PM me if you have any comments^ :)