Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names

Mojo · 11-07-2009, 06:44 PM

Some metal bands names are ridiculous. No argument.

Some metal bands have names that suit the music perfectly and therefore, in my opinion, are far from ridiculous.

If the music is ugly, then why shouldnt the name be?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 11-07-2009, 07:36 PM

It's at this point I think it's a crying shame that Pansy Division weren't a metal band.

Mr Sensitive · 11-07-2009, 07:44 PM

Christpuncher has a certain charm to it.

Pillowmint · 11-08-2009, 07:33 AM

Or Polterchrist

polyphonic · 11-08-2009, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8roundcapacity

****, I'm Dead

That's funny. I don't care who you are.

Band names that sounded stupid at first but grew on me over time:
KORN
AS I LAY DYING
IWRESTLEDABEARONCE-already mentioned I know...but damn that's funny!
****, I'M DEAD
HAVEN'T I STABBED YOU BEFORE?

polyphonic · 11-08-2009, 04:23 PM

**** **** **** ****

Pillowmint · 11-08-2009, 05:44 PM

What was that?

~~bass_girl~~ · 11-13-2009, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Sensitive

Christpuncher has a certain charm to it.

hahaha. christpuncher.

Pillowmint · 11-16-2009, 03:28 PM

I should add Corpse****ing Art, Crotchduster and Tampon Terrorizer.

ElephantSack · 11-18-2009, 06:15 AM

Ah! Crotchduster! Why didn't I remember them?

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Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	Some metal bands names are ridiculous. No argument. Some metal bands have names that suit the music perfectly and therefore, in my opinion, are far from ridiculous. If the music is ugly, then why shouldnt the name be? __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	It's at this point I think it's a crying shame that Pansy Division weren't a metal band. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

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Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 811	Christpuncher has a certain charm to it. __________________

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polyphonic Trigger Happy Catalyst Join Date: May 2009 Location: Springfield, Mo. Posts: 62	** ** __________________ How quickly I forget that this is meaningless.

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ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	Ah! Crotchduster! Why didn't I remember them? __________________ OF THE SUN

11-08-2009, 07:33 AM	#84 (permalink)
Pillowmint I Am the Lizard Queen Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 134	Or Polterchrist

11-08-2009, 05:44 PM	#87 (permalink)
Pillowmint I Am the Lizard Queen Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 134	What was that?

11-16-2009, 03:28 PM	#89 (permalink)
Pillowmint I Am the Lizard Queen Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 134	I should add Corpse****ing Art, Crotchduster and Tampon Terrorizer.