Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names

Arya Stark · 10-14-2009, 09:03 PM

Decapitated Jesus?

That's horrible.

And it's not even creative.

Wtf.

Mojo · 10-14-2009, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by storymilo

How do they come up with these things?

Easily. Take a database filled with nasty words, some verging on the potentially offensive when coupled with one of these words and randomnly throw two of them together.

If i were a betting man i would say that at least one of those generated names is actually the name of a real band somewhere.

storymilo · 10-14-2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk

Easily. Take a database filled with nasty words, some verging on the potentially offensive when coupled with one of these words and randomnly throw two of them together.

If i were a betting man i would say that at least one of those generated names is actually the name of a real band somewhere.

The sad thing is that your probably right. But seriously, if I was in a metal band (which is NOT something that would ever appeal to me

) I'd at least try to come up with a good name. Metal is probably the genre with the worst band names. That and indie with their long-ass names.

Mojo · 10-14-2009, 09:14 PM

Yeah or "...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead"

storymilo · 10-14-2009, 10:25 PM

^ That would be the indie name I was thinking of.

c=3. Just for you mojo, just for you

Mojo · 10-14-2009, 10:28 PM

^^

*High five*

Woulda been better in her journal though.

**Janszoon** · 10-14-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

Decapitated Jesus?

That's horrible.

And it's not even creative.

Wtf.

It was randomly generated by computer, why would you expect it to be creative?

storymilo · 10-14-2009, 10:32 PM

I just realized that if you combine some of the other words with Jesus, you get Sinful Jesus, Demonic Jesus, and Unholy Jesus. Wow

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 10-14-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by storymilo

I just realized that if you combine some of the other words with Jesus, you get Sinful Jesus, Demonic Jesus, and Unholy Jesus. Wow

HEY! That's grunge_junkie's band!

Arya Stark · 10-14-2009, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

It was randomly generated by computer, why would you expect it to be creative?

I didn't get that memo.

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Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	^^ High five Woulda been better in her journal though. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

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storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	^ That would be the indie name I was thinking of. c=3. Just for you mojo, just for you

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storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845	I just realized that if you combine some of the other words with Jesus, you get Sinful Jesus, Demonic Jesus, and Unholy Jesus. Wow