Most Ridiculous Metal Band Names

Pillowmint · 01-26-2010, 07:33 PM

Drowning in Formaldehyde, I might have mentioned it earlier.

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 01-26-2010, 08:48 PM

bathtub shitter is a good one

w/ the album "lifetime shitlist"

Muzak · 01-26-2010, 09:35 PM

Encyclopaedia Metallum - AAAAARGH! Bloody 2-Handed Chainaxe Blow

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 01-27-2010, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Muzak

Encyclopaedia Metallum - AAAAARGH! Bloody 2-Handed Chainaxe Blow

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Origin:
France

Additional Notes:
Bekal was killed during a battle in Afghanistan in 2003.

Uriah · 03-24-2010, 04:54 AM

These are NOT ridiculous HM band names. 1: Deify Molech, 2: Brazen Serpent, 3: Deranged Felon, 4: Alien Evil, 5: Demonicus.

1: Dark Scorpion, 2: Stygian Viper, 3: Killing Spree, 4: Luciferia, 5: Sinister Grin.

And...............MORE Metal band name suggestions. 1: Frenzy!, 2: Brane Insain, 3: Outta Whack, 4: BludLust, 5: Danger Zone.

I like conservative rock music, NOT the alternative, loud, over-the-top stuff. Swearing is a DEFINITE NO-NO. I listen to MUSIC not NOISE. I hope you like my name suggestions, tho.

Laurent Quinn Proper · 03-26-2010, 08:14 PM

A friend of mine named his "metal" band Satan's Bloody Rectum. Wow g a y.

Uriah · 03-26-2010, 10:40 PM

Speaking of ***, Laurent, how about THESE two names for a Metal band: 1: Homophilia, and 2: *** Halo. Pretty cool, huh?? Other Metal band name suggestions: 3: Detritus 4: Satanica, and 5: Sin Ugly. BTW being *** is totally against God, so I guess a *** name for a Metal band would be totally appropriate.

Uriah · 03-26-2010, 10:45 PM

And I don't know why the moderators of Music Banter censored my last comment. Why??

TravisBickle · 03-28-2010, 02:39 AM

Most black metal artists who have ‘anal’ or ‘goat’ in their name in a serious attempt to be evil…
Anal Vomit, Goat Penis, Goat Vulva etc.

Watchmaker always struck me as a strange choice for a blackened death/grind band as well….

Uriah · 04-13-2010, 07:36 AM

Believe it or not, I'm actually Christian. I thought a good name for a Christian band would be Azure Sky. BUT..............seeing that this is a metal thread, then I'd suggest another good name for a metal band would be, say, Dicephaly. And maybe on the cover of their eponymous debut album, would be a photo of a two-headed snake!!

01-26-2010, 07:33 PM	#131 (permalink)
Pillowmint I Am the Lizard Queen Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 134	Drowning in Formaldehyde, I might have mentioned it earlier.

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~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: VAN Posts: 2,530	bathtub shitter is a good one w/ the album "lifetime shitlist"

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Muzak Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,050	Encyclopaedia Metallum - AAAAARGH! Bloody 2-Handed Chainaxe Blow

03-24-2010, 04:54 AM	#135 (permalink)
Uriah Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 11	These are NOT ridiculous HM band names. 1: Deify Molech, 2: Brazen Serpent, 3: Deranged Felon, 4: Alien Evil, 5: Demonicus. 1: Dark Scorpion, 2: Stygian Viper, 3: Killing Spree, 4: Luciferia, 5: Sinister Grin. And...............MORE Metal band name suggestions. 1: Frenzy!, 2: Brane Insain, 3: Outta Whack, 4: BludLust, 5: Danger Zone. I like conservative rock music, NOT the alternative, loud, over-the-top stuff. Swearing is a DEFINITE NO-NO. I listen to MUSIC not NOISE. I hope you like my name suggestions, tho.

03-26-2010, 10:40 PM	#137 (permalink)
Uriah Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 11	Speaking of *, Laurent, how about THESE two names for a Metal band: 1: Homophilia, and 2: * Halo. Pretty cool, huh?? Other Metal band name suggestions: 3: Detritus 4: Satanica, and 5: Sin Ugly. BTW being * is totally against God, so I guess a * name for a Metal band would be totally appropriate.

03-26-2010, 10:45 PM	#138 (permalink)
Uriah Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 11	And I don't know why the moderators of Music Banter censored my last comment. Why??

03-28-2010, 02:39 AM	#139 (permalink)
TravisBickle Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 34	Most black metal artists who have ‘anal’ or ‘goat’ in their name in a serious attempt to be evil… Anal Vomit, Goat Penis, Goat Vulva etc. Watchmaker always struck me as a strange choice for a blackened death/grind band as well….

04-13-2010, 07:36 AM	#140 (permalink)
Uriah Groupie Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 11	Believe it or not, I'm actually Christian. I thought a good name for a Christian band would be Azure Sky. BUT..............seeing that this is a metal thread, then I'd suggest another good name for a metal band would be, say, Dicephaly. And maybe on the cover of their eponymous debut album, would be a photo of a two-headed snake!!