Have to show you this...(Lazy boy material) (country, dance)

kimmee · 01-12-2005, 09:48 AM

Why is marijuana not legal' Why is marijuana not legal'
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural'
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical
resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for
something that grows in the dirt'

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes
without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: 'Do you ever wake up tired in the morning'?
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is'
people running in fields or flying kites
or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that'
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now' It is all about
self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem,
make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem,
who is going to dance in our strip clubs'
What's going to happen to our porno industry'
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals
before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night
with my new high speed connection'

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds
that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty
way to describe what these guys do, don't you think'
They're not masterminds.
'OK, you take bomb, right'
And you put in your backpack.
And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright'?
'Why do I have to blow myself up' Why can't I just'?
'Who's the ****ing mastermind here' Me or you'?

Americans, let's face it:
We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is'
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio.
Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
'How'd you get through it grandpa'?
'Oh, it was horrible Johnny,
there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.'

Nobody knows why were getting fatter' Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars
instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized.
Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel
you fat mother ****er. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that'
It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth
to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school,
do you think there'd be a Microsoft'
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker
with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
'You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them.'

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then
I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys.
Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do'
Save it up and buy a wall unit'
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack'
He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy
and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing
his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants.
I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a
'underwear goes inside the pants' policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly,
but technically I'm sure it is on the books.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-12-2005, 03:39 PM

One reason marijuana should stay banned ....

Stoners are boring as hell & irritate the crap out of me

kimmee · 01-13-2005, 05:01 AM

Evry one who placed a respons to my thread in this forum thinks i'm into marijuana cause I posted this text.... I'M NOT !!!! I have nevet tried it and don't plan to...but the text is much more than the lines on marijuana....

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You can vote, you can drive, you can bye a gun, you can die for your contry...but you can't drink a beer when you'r 18....

Well...i'm just a "euro-girl"....knows nothing...

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-13-2005, 09:05 AM

my home town rock station plays that song all the time. its a great spoken word track.

jibber · 01-13-2005, 07:06 PM

"I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that'
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy."

"This homeless guy was wearing
his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants.
I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a
'underwear goes inside the pants' policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly,
but technically I'm sure it is on the books."

haha, this is awesome

dog · 01-14-2005, 07:14 AM

yea man RIGHT ON!!!, screw any1 whos against wat u sed, great point, great point man. u couldnt of sed it better. that put me in a good mood. RIGHT ON!!!!

dog · 01-14-2005, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

One reason marijuana should stay banned ....

Stoners are boring as hell & irritate the crap out of me

nah man wat this guy sed about weed is totally true. hes totally right

riseagainstrocks · 01-15-2005, 11:10 AM

please please for the love of God use at least real words.

I said this in the other forum, its interesting but I disagree. Money is spent on what the demand is. Old guys want boners and will pay for it.

01-12-2005, 09:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
kimmee Groupie Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6	Have to show you this...(Lazy boy material) Why is marijuana not legal' Why is marijuana not legal' It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural' 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural. But we got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt' You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: 'Do you ever wake up tired in the morning'? Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is' people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that' That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. The schools now' It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs' What's going to happen to our porno industry' These women don't just grown on trees. It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection' Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time. You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. Terrorists masterminds. Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think' They're not masterminds. 'OK, you take bomb, right' And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright'? 'Why do I have to blow myself up' Why can't I just'? 'Who's the **ing mastermind here' Me or you'? Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is' Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. 'How'd you get through it grandpa'? 'Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.' Nobody knows why were getting fatter' Look at our lifestyle. I'll sit at a drive thru. I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter. Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother **er. There's room in the back. Take it! Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that' It's only three more cents. Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft' Of course not. You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think, 'You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them.' We're in one of the richest countries in the world, but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago. There are homeless people everywhere. This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard. People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do' Save it up and buy a wall unit' Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack' He's homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum. People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date. I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a 'underwear goes inside the pants' policy. Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.

01-13-2005, 07:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	"I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that' That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy." "This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date. I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a 'underwear goes inside the pants' policy. Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books." haha, this is awesome __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

01-14-2005, 07:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 860	yea man RIGHT ON!!!, screw any1 whos against wat u sed, great point, great point man. u couldnt of sed it better. that put me in a good mood. RIGHT ON!!!! __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz. http://theraffinkids.bandcamp.com/ music^

01-15-2005, 11:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DC Posts: 3,320	please please for the love of God use at least real words. I said this in the other forum, its interesting but I disagree. Money is spent on what the demand is. Old guys want boners and will pay for it. __________________ One note timeless, came out of nowhere...

01-12-2005, 03:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	One reason marijuana should stay banned .... Stoners are boring as hell & irritate the crap out of me

01-13-2005, 05:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
kimmee Groupie Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6	Evry one who placed a respons to my thread in this forum thinks i'm into marijuana cause I posted this text.... I'M NOT !!!! I have nevet tried it and don't plan to...but the text is much more than the lines on marijuana.... ***************** ------------------- .................... You can vote, you can drive, you can bye a gun, you can die for your contry...but you can't drink a beer when you'r 18.... Well...i'm just a "euro-girl"....knows nothing...

01-13-2005, 09:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	my home town rock station plays that song all the time. its a great spoken word track.