The best way to describe Metal (rock, album, concerts, quote)

sleepy jack · 11-29-2007, 05:17 PM

Well, if you look up the definition of bad music you can find some freakishly similar to the definition of metal. That is the only clue I will give you.

The Dave · 11-29-2007, 05:23 PM

How does one describe metal? Answer: \m/

Muzak · 11-29-2007, 08:45 PM

Metal...ist krieg

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 11-29-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Muzak

Metal...ist krieg

^funniest thing in this thread by far.

This is metal:

Clownbaby · 11-29-2007, 10:31 PM

Metal is like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats the goat

dramababe · 11-29-2007, 10:44 PM

Metal to me is a band playing loud music and screaming at the top of their lungs...

Not very enjoyable to me, but thats just my opinion!!

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 11-29-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Clownbaby

Metal is like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats the goat

^Wrong. It's like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats Martin Ferrero off of a toilet.

DearJenny · 11-29-2007, 11:25 PM

Metal is depression, hate, fear, anticipation, regret, enjoyment, (place adjective here), and sex all rolled into a ball of evil and released through the thrashing of a hand on something such as a guitar, bass, or drum or escaping through an unhuman squeal or scream into a microphone.

Trauma · 11-29-2007, 11:55 PM

IT'S THE DEVIL, BILLY!

(Actually, I quite liked how riseagainstrocks put it)
For the record, I think that the show "Metalocalypse" is very true to what metal is supposed to be, even though it's ridiculous.
Dethklok is tight, loud, hard, didactic, slightly Satanic, and just plain awesome.

Wayfarer · 11-30-2007, 01:02 AM

SPINAL TAP ALREADY DID IT.

11-29-2007, 10:44 PM	#16 (permalink)
dramababe Groupie Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: CALI Posts: 31	Eww Metal to me is a band playing loud music and screaming at the top of their lungs... Not very enjoyable to me, but thats just my opinion!! __________________ Click here to check out some amazing bands and vote for your favorite one!

11-29-2007, 11:25 PM	#18 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	Metal is depression, hate, fear, anticipation, regret, enjoyment, (place adjective here), and sex all rolled into a ball of evil and released through the thrashing of a hand on something such as a guitar, bass, or drum or escaping through an unhuman squeal or scream into a microphone. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

11-29-2007, 11:55 PM	#19 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,194	IT'S THE DEVIL, BILLY! (Actually, I quite liked how riseagainstrocks put it) For the record, I think that the show "Metalocalypse" is very true to what metal is supposed to be, even though it's ridiculous. Dethklok is tight, loud, hard, didactic, slightly Satanic, and just plain awesome. __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño

11-29-2007, 05:23 PM	#12 (permalink)
The Dave Me and The Major Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,830	How does one describe metal? Answer: \m/

11-29-2007, 08:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
Muzak Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,050	Metal...ist krieg

11-29-2007, 10:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
Clownbaby Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 106	Metal is like the part in Jurassic Park where the T Rex eats the goat

11-30-2007, 01:02 AM	#20 (permalink)
Wayfarer Registered Abuser Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 573	SPINAL TAP ALREADY DID IT.