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Akira 11-03-2008 11:56 AM

Cos it messes with their macho image, lol.

jackhammer 11-03-2008 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dac (Post 539501)
Why are metal heads so concerned with whether or not their music is 'soft?'

Because they can't get an erection so they need to overcompensate :D

Akira 11-03-2008 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 539505)
Because they can't get an erection so they need to overcompensate :D

You see, this is why we need to be able to digg or bury comments. :thumb:

jackhammer 11-03-2008 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToeAndno (Post 539506)
You see, this is why we need to be able to digg or bury comments. :thumb:

Because it was incredibly witty? or indeed true?

Akira 11-03-2008 12:11 PM

Secret option C) All of the above

dac 11-03-2008 01:24 PM

I propose a new genre:

Super P*ssy Baby Metal - It's metal, but for people who can get it up.

moleman3230 11-03-2008 05:34 PM

I'm sure eventually there will be a sub-genre of metal called speed doom metal.

jackhammer 11-03-2008 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moleman3230 (Post 539749)
I'm sure eventually there will be a sub-genre of metal called speed doom metal.

There already is one. 'Blackened Death Metal' is another favourite. Does this mean that you put your Death metal albums on a BBQ and get that charcoal glaze on them?

dac 11-03-2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 539798)
There already is one. 'Blackened Death Metal' is another favourite. Does this mean that you put your Death metal albums on a BBQ and get that charcoal glaze on them?

No, No. You hand-dip it in hot tar. Much more macho.

Creator 11-03-2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 539798)
There already is one. 'Blackened Death Metal' is another favourite. Does this mean that you put your Death metal albums on a BBQ and get that charcoal glaze on them?

No it means it's Death Metal with Black Metal influences.


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