What would be a better name for a band!!!?? (country, indie)

N391 · 08-07-2007, 05:20 AM

Azuryn(A-zer-in) or I am the Poison

GravitySlips · 08-07-2007, 02:42 PM

They're both garbage, but if you must then pick Azuryn because "I am the Poison" would be one of the most retarded bandnames ever.

boo boo · 08-07-2007, 03:02 PM

Neither. Name your band this.

Oaths of Vanity End Our Purity

In this emo/indie hipster dominated era. Nothing will get you noticed more than a name in the form of a random, incoherent sentence. Some examples.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor!
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
I am the World Trade Center
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness
Pretty Girls Make Graves
I Live the Life of a Movie Star Secret Hideout
Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a Pilot

GravitySlips · 08-07-2007, 03:30 PM

here's some more:

I Wrote Haikus About Cannabalism In Your Yearbook
The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees
The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffel Tower
Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia...
Sanchez Is Driven By Demons
Let Airplanes Circle Overhead
Upcdowncleftcrightcabc+start

joyboyo53 · 08-07-2007, 04:55 PM

satan's circus
music for the deaf
sunday is for killing
the fire started itself

since you like the dark theme (ie i am poison)

boo boo · 08-07-2007, 05:05 PM

Name yourself after an Anal C*nt song.

I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid

TheBig3 · 08-07-2007, 07:00 PM

thats a ****ing awesome name

Frances · 08-08-2007, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo

Name yourself after an Anal C*nt song.

I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid

I didn't believe NAMBLA were real for ages! It didn't make sense.
It just wouldn't be allowed to happen here.

First I'd heard of it, I thought South Park made it up. (they had an episode about it) but then I learned the horrible truth. Lucky I didn't get to learn the "Hard" way.

(buh-dum tsh).
how fun for your kids that your country lets that happen. Home of the free. bah.

Cool name for a band though.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 08-08-2007, 12:46 PM

Don't you know? Good band names are titles that explain what occupation of killing you are in, like "Pig Destroyer."

"Troll Killer."
"Whore Slayer."
"Fetus Strangler."
"Towelhead Bombardier."
"Mutilators of 2-legged H*mos."

Or, a good idea for band names; body parts and stuff. It's so great, like "Anal ****."

"Spleen."
"Rectal Cavity."
"Brain."
"Shaft."
"The Lactating Breastess-es" (Good name for an all-girl band, I might say).
"Aortic Pump."
"Stomach Acid."

This could go on.

boo boo · 08-08-2007, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frances

I didn't believe NAMBLA were real for ages! It didn't make sense.
It just wouldn't be allowed to happen here.

First I'd heard of it, I thought South Park made it up. (they had an episode about it) but then I learned the horrible truth. Lucky I didn't get to learn the "Hard" way.

(buh-dum tsh).
how fun for your kids that your country lets that happen. Home of the free. bah.

Thats the good ol' ACLU at work for ya.

08-07-2007, 05:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
N391 Groupie Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1	What would be a better name for a band!!!?? Azuryn(A-zer-in) or I am the Poison Last edited by N391; 08-07-2007 at 05:24 AM. Reason: misspell

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TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	thats a ****ing awesome name __________________ I've moved to a new address

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Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 #1 Schuldinist. Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 420	Don't you know? Good band names are titles that explain what occupation of killing you are in, like "Pig Destroyer." "Troll Killer." "Whore Slayer." "Fetus Strangler." "Towelhead Bombardier." "Mutilators of 2-legged Hmos." Or, a good idea for band names; body parts and stuff. It's so great, like "Anal ***." "Spleen." "Rectal Cavity." "Brain." "Shaft." "The Lactating Breastess-es" (Good name for an all-girl band, I might say). "Aortic Pump." "Stomach Acid." This could go on. __________________ I don't mean to dwell But I can't help myself When I feel the vibe And taste a memory Of a time in life When years seemed to stand still

08-07-2007, 02:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
GravitySlips Music Addict Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,578	They're both garbage, but if you must then pick Azuryn because "I am the Poison" would be one of the most retarded bandnames ever.

08-07-2007, 03:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
GravitySlips Music Addict Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,578	here's some more: I Wrote Haikus About Cannabalism In Your Yearbook The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffel Tower Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia... Sanchez Is Driven By Demons Let Airplanes Circle Overhead Upcdowncleftcrightcabc+start

08-07-2007, 04:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
joyboyo53 down the rabbit hole Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: the mountain called monkey Posts: 764	satan's circus music for the deaf sunday is for killing the fire started itself since you like the dark theme (ie i am poison)