What would be a better name for a band!!!??
 

Azuryn(A-zer-in) or I am the Poison

They're both garbage, but if you must then pick Azuryn because "I am the Poison" would be one of the most retarded bandnames ever.

Neither. Name your band this.

Oaths of Vanity End Our Purity

In this emo/indie hipster dominated era. Nothing will get you noticed more than a name in the form of a random, incoherent sentence. Some examples.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor!
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
I am the World Trade Center
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness
Pretty Girls Make Graves
I Live the Life of a Movie Star Secret Hideout
Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a Pilot

here's some more:

I Wrote Haikus About Cannabalism In Your Yearbook
The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees
The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffel Tower
Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia...
Sanchez Is Driven By Demons
Let Airplanes Circle Overhead
Upcdowncleftcrightcabc+start

satan's circus
music for the deaf
sunday is for killing
the fire started itself

since you like the dark theme (ie i am poison)

Name yourself after an Anal C*nt song.

I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid

thats a ****ing awesome name

I didn't believe NAMBLA were real for ages! It didn't make sense.
It just wouldn't be allowed to happen here.

First I'd heard of it, I thought South Park made it up. (they had an episode about it) but then I learned the horrible truth. Lucky I didn't get to learn the "Hard" way.:drummer: (buh-dum tsh).
how fun for your kids that your country lets that happen. Home of the free. bah.

Cool name for a band though.

Don't you know? Good band names are titles that explain what occupation of killing you are in, like "Pig Destroyer."


"Troll Killer."
"Whore Slayer."
"Fetus Strangler."
"Towelhead Bombardier."
"Mutilators of 2-legged H*mos."

Or, a good idea for band names; body parts and stuff. It's so great, like "Anal ****."

"Spleen."
"Rectal Cavity."
"Brain."
"Shaft."
"The Lactating Breastess-es" (Good name for an all-girl band, I might say).
"Aortic Pump."
"Stomach Acid."

This could go on.

Thats the good ol' ACLU at work for ya.

They actually took the title of a Smiths song and used it as their name. Which Morrissey lifted from the dharma bums. Oh and none of those bands are emo.

Ahh...but do you know where the Smiths got their name from?

I have no idea, I saw in an interview Morrissey said something like "I decided to call ourselves "the smiths, because it was the most ordinary name I could think of, and I think it's time that the ordinary folk of the world showed their faces." or something along those lines. But I don't know if thats right because the interview was conducted by school children and he also said This Charming Man was just about being charming.

look the fact that NAMBLA exists and that they're foolish enough to think the law protecting them is a victory will know the punishing speed and power of vigilante justice. Letting things out into the light often times is better than suppressing them. You don't think the feds are watching that site like a hawk. They record everyone who goes there.

How about Fun-Man-Shu-Bert

It has been suggested he named the band after David Smith, the man who informed the police after witnessing a murder (moors murders) committed by Ian Brady.
As you know, Morrissey had a fascination with the case from being a young lad growing up in Manchester.

Yeahh he wrote a bunch of songs about it not just Suffer Little Children there was a few in his solowork, but none were as direct (or good.)

Talking about disturbing names! Azuryn is a better than the latter though.

both names are ***. no one will remember azuryn and people will laugh at a stupid name like i am the poison. you should call your band something completely random that people will remember, like punga fence or something

I recommend the name We Are The Generic Sentence For A Names.

Fear The Clouds, For They Shall Regin Over You.





nah, its too radical for a ****ty band like yours.

Azuryn, I guess.

How about these:

Two Fingered Colonoscopy

I Upper Decked Your Toilet

Fish are not for F**king

My Balls Itch

and my favorite:

Crawl Up North Towers

Why is it my favorite? I think you can guess why! :finger:

Brian

Outstanding Post. Sound reasoning and impeccable execution.

Potential Band Names

Others Feel Free to Grade them...

Occams Razors
Your Mothers Uncle
Two fisted Finish
Taint
Polly want a theist
Ezekiel's Engine
Kcustondew
The Kuntsman
Arbitrary Greetings
Mastication Fascination
Gorbachev's Birthmark
Colonel Lingus
Spanish Mosquito
Photosynthesis
The Artist Formerly known as Prince

I forget where it came from but:

Busta Hymen & The Penetrators.

Thrown Up Spaghetti Stains
Piss In Mouth
Trapped Sorrow
Music For Ginger Childrean
Sun Burnt
Bugz In The Attic

I don't know, maybe those would be cool.

Ah, my voice finally reaches a soul.

Well it depends what kind of band it is. If it's a hardcore death metal band neither......it has to be THE LIMES!!!!! the most hardcore band name evers.

man thats definitly the next R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet chapter.

You could write a book.

Just by seeing your band name options I say dont even make a band :finger:

OHH what about..

Im a ***
Whats this mole on my penis
As I Cry Harder
Colon Fox
Clinched AMINO
DISCO LAMP
Smelly Finger

And MY FAV!

GET this ROd out of my ass! :finger: