What would be a better name for a band!!!??
 

Azuryn(A-zer-in) or I am the Poison

They're both garbage, but if you must then pick Azuryn because "I am the Poison" would be one of the most retarded bandnames ever.

Neither. Name your band this.

Oaths of Vanity End Our Purity

In this emo/indie hipster dominated era. Nothing will get you noticed more than a name in the form of a random, incoherent sentence. Some examples.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor!
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
I am the World Trade Center
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness
Pretty Girls Make Graves
I Live the Life of a Movie Star Secret Hideout
Congratulations on Your Decision to Become a Pilot

here's some more:

I Wrote Haikus About Cannabalism In Your Yearbook
The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees
The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffel Tower
Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia...
Sanchez Is Driven By Demons
Let Airplanes Circle Overhead
Upcdowncleftcrightcabc+start

satan's circus
music for the deaf
sunday is for killing
the fire started itself

since you like the dark theme (ie i am poison)

Name yourself after an Anal C*nt song.

I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid

thats a ****ing awesome name

I didn't believe NAMBLA were real for ages! It didn't make sense.
It just wouldn't be allowed to happen here.

First I'd heard of it, I thought South Park made it up. (they had an episode about it) but then I learned the horrible truth. Lucky I didn't get to learn the "Hard" way.:drummer: (buh-dum tsh).
how fun for your kids that your country lets that happen. Home of the free. bah.

Cool name for a band though.

Don't you know? Good band names are titles that explain what occupation of killing you are in, like "Pig Destroyer."


"Troll Killer."
"Whore Slayer."
"Fetus Strangler."
"Towelhead Bombardier."
"Mutilators of 2-legged H*mos."

Or, a good idea for band names; body parts and stuff. It's so great, like "Anal ****."

"Spleen."
"Rectal Cavity."
"Brain."
"Shaft."
"The Lactating Breastess-es" (Good name for an all-girl band, I might say).
"Aortic Pump."
"Stomach Acid."

This could go on.

Thats the good ol' ACLU at work for ya.