Say it with me: "porn metal" (punk, genre)

MURDER JUNKIE · 02-09-2006, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

That's a sensible size. Stops it from falling accidentally into open juice cans.

That's why I had it done, it was happening constantly

jibber · 02-09-2006, 04:37 AM

^is that a problem you have often? That would make for some awkward moments in a cafeteria.

MURDER JUNKIE · 02-09-2006, 04:39 AM

here in Lon-dump Ontario it is a little known fact that our cesspool streets are lined with empty juice cans with jagged edges. Life was hell for me before the......................................procedure

DontRunMeOver · 02-09-2006, 04:40 AM

Your uncontrollable libido couldn't have helped matters. I'm glad that modern medicine has achieved something of benefit, beyond hair implants and Pete Burns.

MURDER JUNKIE · 02-09-2006, 04:43 AM

with my substantial girth I have to curb my libido somewhat, last time I had sex I demolished 2 city blocks. Now I have the decency to give a weeks notice to the bomb squad

jibber · 02-09-2006, 04:51 AM

...aannnddd the thread has been officially hijacked.

MURDER JUNKIE · 02-09-2006, 04:52 AM

what more was there to say anyway??

riseagainstrocks · 02-09-2006, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

with my substantial girth I have to curb my libido somewhat, last time I had sex I demolished 2 city blocks. Now I have the decency to give a weeks notice to the bomb squad

my hero.

but on another note, we here at Musicbanter due have a sense of humor. We just think that it wasn't very funny.

and "porn _____" has been around for a long time. especially porn grnd. XXX Maniak, Waco Jesus, Anal Blast, etc.

Muzak Geek · 02-09-2006, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PORNHUSKERS

Dave Mustaine may well be, as you say, "amazing." You may also want to know that your precious Mr mustaine had a penis enlargemnet surgery back in 94-95, which apparently did NOT go well. I heard graphic depictions of said penis whilst on tour with COC one fine summer from the very-metal Pepper of COC. So....yes, "amazing" is a good choice of adjective. Hence the "tighty-wh"..oh nevermind...

I recall hearing a similar rumour a while back - Although I'm not sure that it even involved Dave Mustain. Can't remember who it was now… oh well.

Anyway - as far as Porn Metal goes… would this include a band like Nashville Pussy? I'm not even sure if they're making records anymore, but those two dirty bit*hes in that band were sweet. Always wanted to catch one of their live shows.

MURDER JUNKIE · 02-09-2006, 11:14 PM

Nashville Pussy is an amazing live band, I have seen them 4 times now. I never get sick of Ryter playing the sick riffs in her bra and thong

02-09-2006, 04:37 AM	#12 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	^is that a problem you have often? That would make for some awkward moments in a cafeteria. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

02-09-2006, 04:51 AM	#16 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	...aannnddd the thread has been officially hijacked. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

02-09-2006, 04:39 AM	#13 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	here in Lon-dump Ontario it is a little known fact that our cesspool streets are lined with empty juice cans with jagged edges. Life was hell for me before the......................................procedure

02-09-2006, 04:43 AM	#15 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	with my substantial girth I have to curb my libido somewhat, last time I had sex I demolished 2 city blocks. Now I have the decency to give a weeks notice to the bomb squad

02-09-2006, 04:52 AM	#17 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	what more was there to say anyway??

02-09-2006, 11:14 PM	#20 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Nashville Pussy is an amazing live band, I have seen them 4 times now. I never get sick of Ryter playing the sick riffs in her bra and thong