Say it with me: "porn metal"
 

The best of both worlds. Faster. Harder. More action-packed than Dave Mustaine's tighty-whities:

Dave Mustaine is amazing. I've never even heard of porn metal. It sounds like a really stupid genre.

It is. It's simply metal music (in any style) with overtly sexual lyrics

Note to self: Not a huge sense of humor in the Metal forum.

Ok, you dudes are all serious and stuff. 1st: porn metal isn't exactly a genre, it something we just made up, you know - invented for fun. "Stupid" fun...perhaps.

2nd: Dave Mustaine may well be, as you say, "amazing." You may also want to know that your precious Mr mustaine had a penis enlargemnet surgery back in 94-95, which apparently did NOT go well. I heard graphic depictions of said penis whilst on tour with COC one fine summer from the very-metal Pepper of COC. So....yes, "amazing" is a good choice of adjective. Hence the "tighty-wh"..oh nevermind...

Anyhow, just trying to not be the same-old same old, old oldness of old.

That said: SLAYER rules!

Well. That's great. Why do sexual lyrics make it any diffrent from Metal?

Because every band has to have its own genre?

Anyone else reckon this is bullsh1t?:p:

No, this is a true story. Dave and I shared a room while I also got my penis enlarged, dave was a little more practical than myself however because mine is significantly larger and has the circumference of a juice can :pimp:

In other words, yes, it's bulshit:p:

That's a sensible size. Stops it from falling accidentally into open juice cans.

That's why I had it done, it was happening constantly

^is that a problem you have often? That would make for some awkward moments in a cafeteria.

here in Lon-dump Ontario it is a little known fact that our cesspool streets are lined with empty juice cans with jagged edges. Life was hell for me before the......................................procedure

Your uncontrollable libido couldn't have helped matters. I'm glad that modern medicine has achieved something of benefit, beyond hair implants and Pete Burns.

with my substantial girth I have to curb my libido somewhat, last time I had sex I demolished 2 city blocks. Now I have the decency to give a weeks notice to the bomb squad

...aannnddd the thread has been officially hijacked.

what more was there to say anyway??

my hero.

but on another note, we here at Musicbanter due have a sense of humor. We just think that it wasn't very funny.

and "porn _____" has been around for a long time. especially porn grnd. XXX Maniak, Waco Jesus, Anal Blast, etc.

I recall hearing a similar rumour a while back - Although I'm not sure that it even involved Dave Mustain. Can't remember who it was now… oh well.

Anyway - as far as Porn Metal goes… would this include a band like Nashville Pussy? I'm not even sure if they're making records anymore, but those two dirty bit*hes in that band were sweet. Always wanted to catch one of their live shows.

Nashville Pussy is an amazing live band, I have seen them 4 times now. I never get sick of Ryter playing the sick riffs in her bra and thong

It doesn't exist, its like calling ETID southerncore.
Stupid, pointless and dumb.
Genre-analism to the point of making sub-genres like this is just stupid.

Basically. Its sexobsessed metal heads.

In other words, every other teenage guy out there.

Every other :) And... Well. . .

Porn metal - Desperate attempt by someone in an average piss poor metal band to add the sex connetation to get people to listen to his sh*tty band

it works for every other genre, why not metal?













oh yeah, cuz metalheads only get off to demons and unicorns

So fenix and AITA are officially the best mods ever, and by best I mean funniest.

everyone, Porn.

dude tr00 metal heads are too busy fighting said demons.

and looking tr00 n3cr0.
or grimz. and kvlt.