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-   -   Say it with me: "porn metal" (https://www.musicbanter.com/rock-metal/13802-say-me-porn-metal.html)

MURDER JUNKIE 02-09-2006 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver
That's a sensible size. Stops it from falling accidentally into open juice cans.

That's why I had it done, it was happening constantly

jibber 02-09-2006 03:37 AM
^is that a problem you have often? That would make for some awkward moments in a cafeteria.

MURDER JUNKIE 02-09-2006 03:39 AM
here in Lon-dump Ontario it is a little known fact that our cesspool streets are lined with empty juice cans with jagged edges. Life was hell for me before the......................................procedure

DontRunMeOver 02-09-2006 03:40 AM
Your uncontrollable libido couldn't have helped matters. I'm glad that modern medicine has achieved something of benefit, beyond hair implants and Pete Burns.

MURDER JUNKIE 02-09-2006 03:43 AM
with my substantial girth I have to curb my libido somewhat, last time I had sex I demolished 2 city blocks. Now I have the decency to give a weeks notice to the bomb squad

jibber 02-09-2006 03:51 AM
...aannnddd the thread has been officially hijacked.

MURDER JUNKIE 02-09-2006 03:52 AM
what more was there to say anyway??

riseagainstrocks 02-09-2006 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE
with my substantial girth I have to curb my libido somewhat, last time I had sex I demolished 2 city blocks. Now I have the decency to give a weeks notice to the bomb squad
my hero.

but on another note, we here at Musicbanter due have a sense of humor. We just think that it wasn't very funny.

and "porn _____" has been around for a long time. especially porn grnd. XXX Maniak, Waco Jesus, Anal Blast, etc.

Muzak Geek 02-09-2006 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by PORNHUSKERS
Dave Mustaine may well be, as you say, "amazing." You may also want to know that your precious Mr mustaine had a penis enlargemnet surgery back in 94-95, which apparently did NOT go well. I heard graphic depictions of said penis whilst on tour with COC one fine summer from the very-metal Pepper of COC. So....yes, "amazing" is a good choice of adjective. Hence the "tighty-wh"..oh nevermind...
I recall hearing a similar rumour a while back - Although I'm not sure that it even involved Dave Mustain. Can't remember who it was now… oh well.

Anyway - as far as Porn Metal goes… would this include a band like Nashville Pussy? I'm not even sure if they're making records anymore, but those two dirty bit*hes in that band were sweet. Always wanted to catch one of their live shows.

MURDER JUNKIE 02-09-2006 10:14 PM
Nashville Pussy is an amazing live band, I have seen them 4 times now. I never get sick of Ryter playing the sick riffs in her bra and thong


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