Say it with me: "porn metal" (lyrics, genre)

PORNHUSKERS · 02-08-2006, 12:26 PM

The best of both worlds. Faster. Harder. More action-packed than Dave Mustaine's tighty-whities:

judas_priest · 02-08-2006, 12:45 PM

Dave Mustaine is amazing. I've never even heard of porn metal. It sounds like a really stupid genre.

riseagainstrocks · 02-08-2006, 01:57 PM

It is. It's simply metal music (in any style) with overtly sexual lyrics

PORNHUSKERS · 02-08-2006, 02:48 PM

Note to self: Not a huge sense of humor in the Metal forum.

Ok, you dudes are all serious and stuff. 1st: porn metal isn't exactly a genre, it something we just made up, you know - invented for fun. "Stupid" fun...perhaps.

2nd: Dave Mustaine may well be, as you say, "amazing." You may also want to know that your precious Mr mustaine had a penis enlargemnet surgery back in 94-95, which apparently did NOT go well. I heard graphic depictions of said penis whilst on tour with COC one fine summer from the very-metal Pepper of COC. So....yes, "amazing" is a good choice of adjective. Hence the "tighty-wh"..oh nevermind...

Anyhow, just trying to not be the same-old same old, old oldness of old.

That said: SLAYER rules!

judas_priest · 02-08-2006, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PORNHUSKERS

2nd: Dave Mustaine may well be, as you say, "amazing." You may also want to know that your precious Mr mustaine had a penis enlargemnet surgery back in 94-95, which apparently did NOT go well. I heard graphic depictions of said penis whilst on tour with COC one fine summer from the very-metal Pepper of COC. So....yes, "amazing" is a good choice of adjective. Hence the "tighty-wh"..oh nevermind...

Anyone else reckon this is bullsh1t?

MURDER JUNKIE · 02-08-2006, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by judas_priest

Anyone else reckon this is bullsh1t?

No, this is a true story. Dave and I shared a room while I also got my penis enlarged, dave was a little more practical than myself however because mine is significantly larger and has the circumference of a juice can

DontRunMeOver · 02-09-2006, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

No, this is a true story. Dave and I shared a room while I also got my penis enlarged, dave was a little more practical than myself however because mine is significantly larger and has the circumference of a juice can

That's a sensible size. Stops it from falling accidentally into open juice cans.

Muzak Geek · 02-09-2006, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PORNHUSKERS

Dave Mustaine may well be, as you say, "amazing." You may also want to know that your precious Mr mustaine had a penis enlargemnet surgery back in 94-95, which apparently did NOT go well. I heard graphic depictions of said penis whilst on tour with COC one fine summer from the very-metal Pepper of COC. So....yes, "amazing" is a good choice of adjective. Hence the "tighty-wh"..oh nevermind...

I recall hearing a similar rumour a while back - Although I'm not sure that it even involved Dave Mustain. Can't remember who it was now… oh well.

Anyway - as far as Porn Metal goes… would this include a band like Nashville Pussy? I'm not even sure if they're making records anymore, but those two dirty bit*hes in that band were sweet. Always wanted to catch one of their live shows.

incesticide · 02-08-2006, 03:21 PM

Well. That's great. Why do sexual lyrics make it any diffrent from Metal?

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-08-2006, 03:23 PM

Because every band has to have its own genre?

02-08-2006, 12:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
PORNHUSKERS Groupie Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: KCMO! Posts: 4	Say it with me: "porn metal" The best of both worlds. Faster. Harder. More action-packed than Dave Mustaine's tighty-whities: __________________ PORNHUSKERS! http://www.pornhuskers.com

02-08-2006, 01:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DC Posts: 3,297	It is. It's simply metal music (in any style) with overtly sexual lyrics __________________ One note timeless, came out of nowhere...

02-08-2006, 02:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
PORNHUSKERS Groupie Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: KCMO! Posts: 4	Note to self: Not a huge sense of humor in the Metal forum. Ok, you dudes are all serious and stuff. 1st: porn metal isn't exactly a genre, it something we just made up, you know - invented for fun. "Stupid" fun...perhaps. 2nd: Dave Mustaine may well be, as you say, "amazing." You may also want to know that your precious Mr mustaine had a penis enlargemnet surgery back in 94-95, which apparently did NOT go well. I heard graphic depictions of said penis whilst on tour with COC one fine summer from the very-metal Pepper of COC. So....yes, "amazing" is a good choice of adjective. Hence the "tighty-wh"..oh nevermind... Anyhow, just trying to not be the same-old same old, old oldness of old. That said: SLAYER rules! __________________ PORNHUSKERS! http://www.pornhuskers.com

02-08-2006, 03:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
incesticide !!! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Merrimac, Massachusetts Posts: 71	Well. That's great. Why do sexual lyrics make it any diffrent from Metal? __________________ why be famous? be infamous.

02-08-2006, 03:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,528	Because every band has to have its own genre? __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

02-08-2006, 12:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
judas_priest Metal Maiden Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 619	Dave Mustaine is amazing. I've never even heard of porn metal. It sounds like a really stupid genre.