101 Rules of Power Metal

Musefreak14 · 01-16-2010, 09:01 PM

lol this was amusing.

61. Since you can’t get away with grunts, growls, and other troll-like noises, you will have to sing. < what a shame. lol.

and to the guy who wrote this epicness..
wtg.....
10. Pick a theme and stick to it. Manowar are warriors of true metal, and they don’t get to sing about anything else. Rhapsody has their Algalord chronicles. Hammerfall has their steel, hammers, and templar. Running Wild has pirates. Blind Guardian has Tolkein. None of them are allowed to sing about anything else.
yet....
70. Just because you don’t play black metal doesn’t mean you can’t use Tolkein.
apparently, unless your blind guardian, you cant

John Curtis · 01-21-2010, 10:56 AM

good ****, im gonna try to be more metal in the future but armor is expensive!

01-16-2010, 09:01 PM	#31 (permalink)
Musefreak14 Groupie Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16	lol this was amusing. 61. Since you can’t get away with grunts, growls, and other troll-like noises, you will have to sing. < what a shame. lol. and to the guy who wrote this epicness.. wtg..... 10. Pick a theme and stick to it. Manowar are warriors of true metal, and they don’t get to sing about anything else. Rhapsody has their Algalord chronicles. Hammerfall has their steel, hammers, and templar. Running Wild has pirates. Blind Guardian has Tolkein. None of them are allowed to sing about anything else. yet.... 70. Just because you don’t play black metal doesn’t mean you can’t use Tolkein. apparently, unless your blind guardian, you cant

01-21-2010, 10:56 AM	#32 (permalink)
John Curtis Groupie Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 6	good ****, im gonna try to be more metal in the future but armor is expensive!