Evanescence

Chula Vista · 05-12-2017, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

For real. The only reason I log on here is to poke people and try to provoke them into getting annoyed with me. Being a mod makes it all that more fun. I pretty much add no substance - I just try and piss off other members.

For real.

The Batlord · 05-12-2017, 10:08 PM

I don't see the problem.

**Frownland** · 05-12-2017, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

For real.

**** you. That's far from true. I also come here to promote my music.

Thelonious Monkey · 05-12-2017, 10:41 PM

This is why I'm keeping frownland in. I don't know what he's doing, but he trolls everybody hard. It's weird that people like chula get so worked up though about **** he say's. Like it matters. Do you think he gives a ****? Just chill dude.

Chula Vista · 05-12-2017, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

**** you. That's far from true. I also come here to promote my music.

Music?

If I **** on a China plate does it immediately become food?

Violet: He annoys me. Plain and simple. Especially since I know what he looks like.

bulbasaur · 05-12-2017, 10:59 PM

anyone have any complaints about me here in the spill your evanescence thread

Chula Vista · 05-12-2017, 11:15 PM

Varg Vikernes; born Kristian Vikernes, 11 February 1973; legally Louis Cachet, is a Norwegian musician and writer. In 1991, he founded the one-man music project Burzum, which is considered one of the most influential black metal acts. Three years later, he was convicted of murder and arson, and subsequently served over 14 years in prison.

Batlord: I love Louis. I want to suck his dick. He's a god.

Chula: No. Louis if a ****ing prick and criminal. His music was extremely derivative and basically sucked IMO. He became some sort of weird black metal icon, but in reality he's simply a wanna be icon and a criminal.

Give me 30 minutes and I'll record the best Burzum song ever.

The Identity Matrix · 05-12-2017, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Varg Vikernes; born Kristian Vikernes, 11 February 1973; legally Louis Cachet,is a Norwegian musician and writer. In 1991, he founded the one-man music project Burzum, which is considered one of the most influential black metal acts. Three years later, he was convicted of murder and arson, and subsequently served over 14 years in prison.

Batlord: I love Louis. I want to suck his dick. He's a god.

Chula: No. Louis if a ****ing prick and criminal. His music was extremely derivative and basically sucked IMO. He's become some sort of weird black metal icon, but in reality he's simply a wanna be icon and a criminal.

Give me 10 minutes and I'll record the best Burzum song ever.

You can stop now.

**Frownland** · 05-12-2017, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Music?

If I **** on a China plate does it immediately become food?

Why are you always so condescending? Maybe one day I can do arpeggios over Casio drum loops, but not yet.

**Exo** · 05-13-2017, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You literally have no taste. None. There's a record company marketing exec on acid frantically masturbating and pressing a button that sends a message to a satellite that bounces it down to your brain and gives you a shot of dopamine whenever you listen to any artist with "e" in their name. That is how you interpret music.

This made me laugh harder than anything that's been posted on this site since JWB. Here's your compliment Bats. Its probably the only one you get from me all year.

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Varg Vikernes; born Kristian Vikernes, 11 February 1973; legally Louis Cachet, is a Norwegian musician and writer. In 1991, he founded the one-man music project Burzum, which is considered one of the most influential black metal acts. Three years later, he was convicted of murder and arson, and subsequently served over 14 years in prison. Batlord: I love Louis. I want to suck his dick. He's a god. Chula: No. Louis if a ****ing prick and criminal. His music was extremely derivative and basically sucked IMO. He became some sort of weird black metal icon, but in reality he's simply a wanna be icon and a criminal. Give me 30 minutes and I'll record the best Burzum song ever. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

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Thelonious Monkey Caesar is home. Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 876	This is why I'm keeping frownland in. I don't know what he's doing, but he trolls everybody hard. It's weird that people like chula get so worked up though about ** he say's. Like it matters. Do you think he gives a **? Just chill dude.