Seriously you are not prepared for how quickly and arbitrarily your body will begin to atrophy. It's given me new empathy for 40-year-olds with a mid-life crisis. It's no longer abstract. I'm dying. Playing video games I now have to constantly monitor how I'm holding my arms and if I can feel a new twinge.

Sure that's not just bad circulation from the betes?

Nah it's muscles collapsing under the gravity of my mass like an asteroid being sucked into a black hole.

Can't you go vegan?

So like, the inverse of how you take dumps?

I guess I could eat vegans but I don't know how that would solve anything.

If you've kept up with my history of mild anal prolapses due to over ****ting then you'd know it wasn't the inverse.

Have you checked out Rhythm and Flow? I wanted to slap Chance more than once. What a little turd.

Holy Jesus that needs to come with a trigger warning. I almost cringed myself out of existence.

Lol