Just everyone that matters

This is a perfect time for me to chant my love for cocaine while wearing my ghost costume!

White powder! White powder! White powder!

That was pretty terrible.

What ever, racist. Shouldn't you be somewhere ****ting on black culture as you drool over an Aryan model?

Did I ever told you about that time when I was sitting in a large room full of white people and a white girl told me I had incredibly blue eyes?

Also, I once thought I met a person with colored skin, but it turns out it was just night.

You were like, "Thank the mighty white god, I almost lynched you!"

Yeah I thought he'd actually used some voodoo on me and I'd gone blind, but turns out it was still just night.

For real though, I know very few people who aren't white. I also know very few people in general.

Seriously, though. I'm not joining the order of the black sun so you can stop PMing me about it, Micheal Shazam.