Rap Battle

S.I.M.P · 01-17-2017, 03:56 PM

To OccultHawk =)

Think and try again cos boy, now you're now outta luck/
You can say you can rap but you just shout out that you fuck/
I mean I don't have anything against homo's, but you came out during a rap/
Talking bout anal for a rap battle? I mean I don't think you can top that/
Now listen to me kid, don't narrate porn for your nursery rhymes/
PornHub giving you screams and shouts but your raps are meaningless chimes/
Stop giving us your bullshit beats, they never do add up/
First you fuck my mum and now you fuckin' Qwertyy, man that's fucked up/
Man the only thing you could fuck would be a 90 year old virgin, givin' birth to Jesus Christ when he was past divergent/
Don't spit your shitty raps on here, man you just got called out/
I turned your bars into ashes, now they're 6 feet under ground/

OccultHawk · 01-17-2017, 05:41 PM

Yo simp
I'm da pimp
So I'm a ***got...so what?
My dick is in your butt
Film you getting HIV
Play it on your mother's TV
Uh

Grunt

Uh

Tristan_Geoff · 01-17-2017, 10:57 PM

"Grunt"?
That's it?
That's your solid gold line?
Well I'm in your bitches bed and we're both doin' lines!
I ****ed out her intestines I played my cards right
Even though I pulled an ace I'm still doin' fine
One day you'll wake up to myself standing o'er you
With a .357 and a mind devoid of rules

OccultHawk · 01-17-2017, 11:36 PM

Take your .357 and go ahead kill me
I'm at a point where even death don't thrill me
A bullet to the head will only help me chill g
You want a murder charge? Go ahead and feel free
And you're ****ing my bitch? Prepare for that itch

When your cock's on fire and you're feeling that concern
Remember it's Hawk's evil virus that's making you burn

Uh

Grunt

Tristan_Geoff · 01-17-2017, 11:38 PM

No really what's with the grunt

S.I.M.P · 01-18-2017, 10:46 AM

OccultHawk re =)

Man you gruntin' and moanin' boy you're just stuntin'/
Till they day you die, guarantee you'll stay a virgin/
Now listen again kid, Imma be here lurkin'/
I'll be here educatin', take some education, lemme save your reputation that you thought you once had/
Boy you must be mad/
Boy you must be trippin'/
You're extremely high if you think you're good at rappin'
Man you act like you have rhymes, beats and bars, man let me get this right/
Actin' like you got mad flames, not even the spark was there to light/
I would let my rhymes slow down so you your slug ass would catch up/
But I obviously won this match, my competition needs some backup/
And oh, take some classes, re-read your lyrics, get some glasses, man you don't grunt you just yelp, takin' help/
All the help you got was God's worse curse/
Man big up your ego's bigger than the universe/
Little boy re-try, all your verses are hella' dry/
Let me repeat/
Your beats and bars can't beat me/
Try again, try again, til' you succeed?/
Man you're crazy, my raps sting worst than a bee/
Go against me? Man I'm a rapper, man I'm the King/
Try again, you're not taking this seriously/
Try again, you're on hardcore ecstasy/
You're fails are illegal, felony/
Actin cool, actin hard, man's got a fake ID/
You failed hard as fuck, man your lyrics are just a bust/
let me do you a favor, let me rap this up/
Word of advice: boy don't try again, I just fucked you up./

OccultHawk · 01-18-2017, 07:12 PM

Isn't it supposed to at least kind of rhyme?

S.I.M.P · 01-19-2017, 03:36 PM

It did 'kinda' rhyme(:

S.I.M.P · 02-09-2017, 02:53 PM

Oh God, really, please not again/
You try to show off your looks, your a one out of ten/
You need to calm down and get facts straight/
Your lies are so fishy I could use you as bait/
Honestly, someone make this stop/
All your raps and selfies are a major flop/
Hangon.. that sounds familiar, let me see/
Ah, it's what your parent's said when they compared you to me/
"I stole his girl" What a classic/
Overrated lines and your bars are tragic/
Find better rhymes other than removing a letter/
Tryna act a pro, man a newborn could be better/
Stop tryna be a cool MC/
I won this long ago, don't try me/

Tristan_Geoff · 02-09-2017, 11:16 PM

Damn that one was good

01-17-2017, 03:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
S.I.M.P Groupie Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 5	To OccultHawk =) Think and try again cos boy, now you're now outta luck/ You can say you can rap but you just shout out that you fuck/ I mean I don't have anything against homo's, but you came out during a rap/ Talking bout anal for a rap battle? I mean I don't think you can top that/ Now listen to me kid, don't narrate porn for your nursery rhymes/ PornHub giving you screams and shouts but your raps are meaningless chimes/ Stop giving us your bullshit beats, they never do add up/ First you fuck my mum and now you fuckin' Qwertyy, man that's fucked up/ Man the only thing you could fuck would be a 90 year old virgin, givin' birth to Jesus Christ when he was past divergent/ Don't spit your shitty raps on here, man you just got called out/ I turned your bars into ashes, now they're 6 feet under ground/ Last edited by S.I.M.P; 01-17-2017 at 04:03 PM.

01-18-2017, 10:46 AM	#16 (permalink)
S.I.M.P Groupie Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 5	OccultHawk re =) Man you gruntin' and moanin' boy you're just stuntin'/ Till they day you die, guarantee you'll stay a virgin/ Now listen again kid, Imma be here lurkin'/ I'll be here educatin', take some education, lemme save your reputation that you thought you once had/ Boy you must be mad/ Boy you must be trippin'/ You're extremely high if you think you're good at rappin' Man you act like you have rhymes, beats and bars, man let me get this right/ Actin' like you got mad flames, not even the spark was there to light/ I would let my rhymes slow down so you your slug ass would catch up/ But I obviously won this match, my competition needs some backup/ And oh, take some classes, re-read your lyrics, get some glasses, man you don't grunt you just yelp, takin' help/ All the help you got was God's worse curse/ Man big up your ego's bigger than the universe/ Little boy re-try, all your verses are hella' dry/ Let me repeat/ Your beats and bars can't beat me/ Try again, try again, til' you succeed?/ Man you're crazy, my raps sting worst than a bee/ Go against me? Man I'm a rapper, man I'm the King/ Try again, you're not taking this seriously/ Try again, you're on hardcore ecstasy/ You're fails are illegal, felony/ Actin cool, actin hard, man's got a fake ID/ You failed hard as fuck, man your lyrics are just a bust/ let me do you a favor, let me rap this up/ Word of advice: boy don't try again, I just fucked you up./ Last edited by S.I.M.P; 01-18-2017 at 12:30 PM.

01-17-2017, 05:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Yo simp I'm da pimp So I'm a ***got...so what? My dick is in your butt Film you getting HIV Play it on your mother's TV Uh Grunt Uh

01-17-2017, 11:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Take your .357 and go ahead kill me I'm at a point where even death don't thrill me A bullet to the head will only help me chill g You want a murder charge? Go ahead and feel free And you're ****ing my bitch? Prepare for that itch When your cock's on fire and you're feeling that concern Remember it's Hawk's evil virus that's making you burn Uh Grunt

01-18-2017, 07:12 PM	#17 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Isn't it supposed to at least kind of rhyme?

01-19-2017, 03:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
S.I.M.P Groupie Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 5	It did 'kinda' rhyme(:

02-09-2017, 02:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
S.I.M.P Groupie Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 5	Oh God, really, please not again/ You try to show off your looks, your a one out of ten/ You need to calm down and get facts straight/ Your lies are so fishy I could use you as bait/ Honestly, someone make this stop/ All your raps and selfies are a major flop/ Hangon.. that sounds familiar, let me see/ Ah, it's what your parent's said when they compared you to me/ "I stole his girl" What a classic/ Overrated lines and your bars are tragic/ Find better rhymes other than removing a letter/ Tryna act a pro, man a newborn could be better/ Stop tryna be a cool MC/ I won this long ago, don't try me/