The Official 'Guess The Rapper' Thread
 

So you post some lyrics, and then people have to guess which rapper spat that hot fire over a beat. I'll start with an easy one:

p.s. try not googling it you weaklings.

The last line makes me think it was either French Montana or Riff Raff

I was kind of thinking Riff Raff too but I was not sure at all and I was asked not to Google.

part of me thinks it rhymes too much to be riff raff

RiFF RaFF be the answer. On reflection the thread doesn't quite work if you're not allowed to google after guessing. Just try and be nice people about it yeah?

Also this isn't a "follow the post above yours" type of thread, just go ahead and post any lyrics whenever.

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Is that from Time? Astonishing!

Nope, it's not Kool Keith.

dang

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^ Damn I really feel like I know that one.

Frown's is Dalek.

Aye.

Eyedea - Big Shots

I'm very hungry
Done asking for table scrapplings
From neighbors who live just above me
Trapping seems in the vein of hunting
I abstain from only the one thing
I'm so sorry, how could I be so clumsy
To thrust you inside a language game
Without affording the proper trumpeting?
Might make a beat from machete metal clang
I mastered the yeti ghetto slang
Like nicknames of nimble and tip of nipple metal fangs

This is so obviously MF Doom.

Caboose humming no fence me in a van with common patrons
The parody plastered every red brick in site
Where had to keep his plights from ticking
I'm slipping my key and whim dim by dirty tap water and that
Roach on my ceiling circular fins round a bed of pushpins

Nope. (I googled because I didn't know).

Aesop, obvs.

Huh. Never heard of that guy. Still think it's kinda mfdoomy.

90% of hipster rap is DOOM inspired.

Listen to him right now you uncultured Nazi.

Can't. I'll check him out come weekend though.

Alright, that works too.

**** what it's costin', flossin', bossin'
6 pinky rings and yo bitch wanna toss em
Ridin' wit' no mask on, dat pussy take dat hanky pank
Boy talk dat fye den i'mma hit em' with the laser
Gran Turismo ho she suck my dick then I raced her
10 karats on my ring I got dat folk wit da plater

Milo or Aesop?

Milo

Da boi Lil B.

:cool:

:-)
 

"I guess I made a left down the right damn route, If I made a right they couldn't have pulled me out"

Easy one:

Play strings for the dramatic
Endening that wack shit
Act like I ain't had a belt in two classes
I ain't got it I'm coming after whoever who has it
I'm coming after whoever, who has it!?
You blowing up, that's good, fantastic
That y'all, its like that y'all
I don't really give a fuck about it at all
Cause the same people that tried to black ball me
Forgot about two things, my black balls

I was randomly going to throw a Kanye West to amuse myself but it actually was Kanye West so it's not as amusing. Will Smith. I'm going with Will Smith.

Lol with all those responses at the end. My first guess is DMX

DarkMan X

best song

They testify that the dead can rise
Pests and flies get the pesticides
I'm pessimistic pestilent since
The lightning bugs went electrified
Tried to run like insects in light
A nest that's tired unless it's tied to the
Hive mentality my finale seems dire
Why are we fine with the agony?
(And I know) I'm not storm chasing with wrong sails
(And I know) I got short patience for tall-tales
Ah hell it never rains, it's all hail
That's heavy rain on everything no heaven reigns yet all hail

I know there's a DMX track about rain but that doesn't seem to fit.

me thinks it's sadistik but i cant think of the track name

Roaches.

Im just a women who is stuck in a man's body
With a ****ing wig tryna suck a dick up in this damn party
Where is all the transexuals with man testicles
Put a mag next to you, how much *** is left in you
Fake breast, mouth game always stay gushi
And i literally can turn my ******* into a pussy
Now are you gay for pay cause you can be gay today
Straight men we date them dont stay away
Just women with big dicks but we call em big *****
Ya'll niggas sick if you dont wanna hit this thick ****

I said this shit with the language splice
When it come through her
You ain't a half a slice
From the afterlife
God, the hazard lights look exactly like twinkling stars
Wanna mingle with the bars, yo

I got a vision like That's So Raven (damn)
Gangstas don't die they get fat and move to Miami
I AM HE, throw it my way
INT, everything straight like ironed T's
In the back of the Bell burning my degree (LLAMA)
At Uni Mart yelling, "Fuck Bernie"
Cup dirty, couple thirties
Boy the way that Sprite
Mix with the lean so purrty
Shit, my tolerance is no mercy (damn)

I was born on the understanding
Stars slung 'cross the heavens
Some might call uneven
My kind call it leanin
Bitch boy, used to leavin'
Black star, mine's are schemin'
Fulfill all our dreamin'
That's what's up this evenin'