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Old 08-30-2016, 10:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you like your hip hop intelligent or at least made with legit talent then you might as well close this tab ................. we good? Alright then. Found this chick sometime last year and I love her. She's like a hilariously thugged out Ke$ha, but more on the hip hop than pop side of the equation. She's filthy, trashy, ridiculous, a trend chaser of some sort, makes catchy-as-**** bangers, and probably takes herself far more seriously than she deserves (though she does seem to diversifying her sound to an extent these days).

But she ****ing rules. She's had a bunch of songs and videos she released independently over the past few years, one EP, and a bootleg mixtape of her older songs, but as of yet no official debut album (though that's looking to change some time this year.

And I would totally kiss her even after she swallowed my load.







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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-30-2016, 05:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hey batlord, guess what?







brooke candy ****in sucks haha
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Old 08-30-2016, 05:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You're a queer who doesn't know what makes a woman attractive?
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Old 08-30-2016, 06:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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your mom's pretty ****in attractive though, yea
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Old 08-30-2016, 06:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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your mom's pretty ****in attractive though, yea
Exhibit A.
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She was studying Riff Raff videos pretty hard. She's like a female version of him.
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Old 08-30-2016, 07:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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If you like your hip hop intelligent or at least made with legit talent then you might as well close this tab ................. we good? Alright then. Found this chick sometime last year and I love her. She's like a hilariously thugged out Ke$ha, but more on the hip hop than pop side of the equation. She's filthy, trashy, ridiculous, a trend chaser of some sort, makes catchy-as-**** bangers, and probably takes herself far more seriously than she deserves (though she does seem to diversifying her sound to an extent these days).

But she ****ing rules. She's had a bunch of songs and videos she released independently over the past few years, one EP, and a bootleg mixtape of her older songs, but as of yet no official debut album (though that's looking to change some time this year.

And I would totally kiss her even after she swallowed my load.
is that supposed to make her special or something....
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Old 08-30-2016, 09:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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is that supposed to make her special or something....
No. No it isn't.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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exactly. who tf even does that.....
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Old 08-30-2016, 09:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Your mother would do anything for an American. Anything.
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