Brooke Candy
 

If you like your hip hop intelligent or at least made with legit talent then you might as well close this tab ................. we good? Alright then. Found this chick sometime last year and I love her. She's like a hilariously thugged out Ke$ha, but more on the hip hop than pop side of the equation. She's filthy, trashy, ridiculous, a trend chaser of some sort, makes catchy-as-**** bangers, and probably takes herself far more seriously than she deserves (though she does seem to diversifying her sound to an extent these days).

But she ****ing rules. She's had a bunch of songs and videos she released independently over the past few years, one EP, and a bootleg mixtape of her older songs, but as of yet no official debut album (though that's looking to change some time this year.

And I would totally kiss her even after she swallowed my load.

hey batlord, guess what?







brooke candy ****in sucks haha

You're a queer who doesn't know what makes a woman attractive?

your mom's pretty ****in attractive though, yea

Exhibit A.

She was studying Riff Raff videos pretty hard. She's like a female version of him.

is that supposed to make her special or something....

No. No it isn't.

exactly. who tf even does that.....

Your mother would do anything for an American. Anything.

no idea what you're talking about

You don't understand an American word?

whats american?

The American language? Duh?

i only know england

**** English. American is only real language.

England is a country, not a language.

honestly both are gay

England is a bitch and gayboy's mom gives Americans snowball kisses. Those are the only things that matter.

Brooke Candy fag mob.

I guess she's giving up on the ****ty pop? Still doesn't hold a candle to her old stuff though.

I thought Iggy Azalea was a fake ass Iggy Azalea?

If you're any more fake that her, you're gonna start wrapping around to being pretty real.

Iggy cain't touch this.