Why your favorite rapper sucks
 

i've done this on a few other rap forums so i figured i would try it here as well. the purpose of this thread is simple. post a rapper and i will do my best to **** on them.

no love / favoritism will be given to rappers i happen to enjoy, i will do my best to go for the throat with each response no matter what.

few things to keep in mind: i have to say something negative about any rapper posted so if my critique seems half assed then it probably is. if you come at me with random obscure rappers that i'm not familiar with then i can only do a quick once over of them, i can't sit there and try to digest their catalog.

also, since usually what ends up happening is people post too many rappers for me to **** on and i get tired and give up, i invite any others to come in this thread as well and help me **** on all these rappers.

pretty much any artist has flaws which can be attacked which is the purpose of this thread.

any takers?

I'll throw you a softball: MF DOOM.

Bonus points if you don't bring up pedophelia.

El-p

Doseone, should be easy to find something to **** on.

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MF-Doom: raps like his mouth if full of marbles. maybe it's not his fault that he has such a dull voice but sometimes god just kicks you in your shiny ass face like that. he seems to go for flows that are really complicated and sort of off beat because that's how he sounds best. if he tried to strait spit it would sound terrible and that's why he can never rip a track. plus he's a pedophile.

El-P made fatastic damage... which is an example of a talented producer trying to branch out into rapping and failing hard. i mean half the songs on that album are the kind of **** i would use to teach a class called "how trendy white nerds took over underground hip hop and turned it into unlistenable garbage". he has picked his game up since then but people still repped him even for that ****ty ass album. underground fans are loyal as hell lol.

doseone... every song i'm finding of this guy he's singing. if he's a rapper he does a really good job at hiding it.

Uh oh, I smell a little favouritism.

not really lol don't listen to dude like that. just when i was looking through his songs i was surprised to see he actually has even a basic ability to flow. really if it weren't for that i'd say el-p was probably one of the worst rappers i've ever heard. cause i remember when that **** came out and i was like man... what are you trying to do to my ears?i just love how el-p fans never want to admit that album is trash

You have converted me. I've thrown his albums in a fire.