Favorite skit on a rap or hip-hop album? (albums, fan)

Rockafella Skank · 02-24-2004, 03:05 PM

Any come to mind?

DJ_Jester · 02-24-2004, 04:06 PM

Who could forget any of the Mad Rapper skits on the Biggie or, back then, Puff Daddy albums.

Ante_Up · 02-25-2004, 09:50 PM

The tourture one at the begining of Method Man

"Yeahhh, torture mother****er what?
[Torture nigga what?]
What?
I'll ****in
I'll ****in tie you to a ****in bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and ****
Right?
Put a hanger on a ****in stove and let that **** sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

[Yeah, I'll ****in
Yeah I'll ****in lay your nuts on a ****in dresser
Just your nuts layin on a ****in dresser
And bang them ****s with a spiked ****in bat]
Ooooohhhh
[Whassup? BLAOWWW!!]

I'll ****in
I'll ****in pull your ****in tongue out your ****in mouth
and stab the **** with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
[I'll ****in]

[I'll ****in
I'll ****in hang you by your ****in ****
off a ****in twelve sto-story building out this mother****er]

I'll ****in
I'll ****in
sew your ******* closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you"

hahahahhahaha....hilarious

Rockafella Skank · 02-25-2004, 10:16 PM

I was trying to think up one myself, but yeah the Method Man skin is clearly the best ever.

DJ_Jester · 02-25-2004, 11:43 PM

Hell yeah! I remember that one... Feeding you and FEEDin you and FEEDin you!

Edgil · 02-26-2004, 08:21 AM

i like his positive energy, sounds like he really wants to better society

Dr. Luncheon Man · 02-28-2004, 02:45 AM

Yeah, That torture skit was gold. I also like the skits on "3 feet high and Rising" and Ugly Duckling - Meat Shake is pretty funny too.

phriz_b · 09-23-2004, 01:29 AM

Im nt really a big fan of skits but there was one i had that had me lmao. I cant remember what track it is but on Kanye West album 'The College Drop' there is one where some dude is sayin 'If u kiss enuff ass u will b promoted to the secretarys secretary' lol i find it quite funny myself

Dr_Rez · 09-26-2008, 02:45 AM

Paul Rosenberg Skit - Eminem Show

After that probably the ones on Ludacris's Word of Mouf and Del's Deltron 3030.

SwayBreezy · 09-26-2008, 11:41 AM

I always loved the Chinese Resaurant skit on The Fugees The Score album. "You think I opened a Chinese Restaurant in the middle of the hood and don't know what's goin on? I will show you flying fists of Judo!!" I laugh every time.

02-24-2004, 03:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Rockafella Skank Management Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 609	Favorite skit on a rap or hip-hop album? Any come to mind?

02-24-2004, 04:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ_Jester Forum Fool Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Maryland Posts: 125	Who could forget any of the Mad Rapper skits on the Biggie or, back then, Puff Daddy albums. __________________ << VerveRadio DJ >> Mon: 11PM - 02AM Wed: 08PM - 11PM (All Times Eastern Standard)

02-25-2004, 11:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
DJ_Jester Forum Fool Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Maryland Posts: 125	Hell yeah! I remember that one... Feeding you and FEEDin you and FEEDin you! __________________ << VerveRadio DJ >> Mon: 11PM - 02AM Wed: 08PM - 11PM (All Times Eastern Standard)

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Edgil Musical Dictator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: SoCal Posts: 222	i like his positive energy, sounds like he really wants to better society __________________ "It's better to try and fail, than to never try at all" - Edgil

09-26-2008, 02:45 AM	#9 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,360	Paul Rosenberg Skit - Eminem Show After that probably the ones on Ludacris's Word of Mouf and Del's Deltron 3030. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

02-25-2004, 09:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ante_Up Hip Hop Fiend Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 135	The tourture one at the begining of Method Man "Yeahhh, torture mother**er what? [Torture nigga what?] What? I'll in I'll in tie you to a in bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and Right? Put a hanger on a in stove and let that sit there for like a half hour Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tssssssss [Yeah, I'll in Yeah I'll in lay your nuts on a in dresser Just your nuts layin on a in dresser And bang them s with a spiked in bat] Ooooohhhh [Whassup? BLAOWWW!!] I'll in I'll in pull your in tongue out your in mouth and stab the with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!! [I'll in] [I'll in I'll in hang you by your in off a in twelve sto-story building out this motherer] I'll in I'll in sew your ***** closed, and keep feedin you and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you" hahahahhahaha....hilarious

02-25-2004, 10:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Rockafella Skank Management Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 609	I was trying to think up one myself, but yeah the Method Man skin is clearly the best ever.

02-28-2004, 02:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
Dr. Luncheon Man Yo Yo Ma Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Melburn Posts: 61	Yeah, That torture skit was gold. I also like the skits on "3 feet high and Rising" and Ugly Duckling - Meat Shake is pretty funny too.

09-23-2004, 01:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
phriz_b Groupie Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 11	Im nt really a big fan of skits but there was one i had that had me lmao. I cant remember what track it is but on Kanye West album 'The College Drop' there is one where some dude is sayin 'If u kiss enuff ass u will b promoted to the secretarys secretary' lol i find it quite funny myself

09-26-2008, 11:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
SwayBreezy Groupie Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 22	I always loved the Chinese Resaurant skit on The Fugees The Score album. "You think I opened a Chinese Restaurant in the middle of the hood and don't know what's goin on? I will show you flying fists of Judo!!" I laugh every time.