jester biggest dickrider on the internet oh!

please son, hit the mirror on some "let me see how i look on my webcam" type of shit.. changing your username to throw A$AP up in there? those kids don't know you and wouldn't be interested

don't come at me ho

i've been repping A$AP mob since the start

I don't even understand the "hit the mirror on the webcam" line. Sheltered-Canadian-90's-throwback speak is seemingly a dialect I have yet to familiarize myself with.

Shiiiit did i just bring the rice out?

Talking of the ASAP Mob... That new tape/album is straight garbage son

Bunch of thugs in this thread.

who's canadian.. i could roll through canada with half a ham sandwich and a water pistol and have it halfway conquered by midnight

Dude's lines are ****ing hilarious.

"I'mma lie to your mom make her mad at your dad."

i don't want ya damn gal cause she look like jay leno

Your parents see my ice, have a midlife crisis

Why ya'll hating on Riff Raff? The dude doesn't give a "damn" and his style is original,
which is a rare thing nowadays. I hate all of his solo stuff, but he's done some tracks
with Action Bronson and Meheym Lauren and they're pure fire. I say give the kid a real
beat and he'll turn it into some crazy ****!

To all you haters, check this out. It's hilarious and Alchemist has engineered a CRAZY beat
which I can't even wait to hear finished. Riff Raff is funny, and his punchlines are grade A.