Epic Rap Battles of History
 

These come out about once every month.

right when i read the title, i thought it'd be an attempt at compiling classic/important rap battles

dang, how disappointing :(

How about this?

Who are two historical figures you'd like to see face off in a rap battle, and who would win?

same but I'm not disappointed.

I was going to make a thread similar to that, so I'll probably end up hi-jacking this thread and using it for that but I will do it later on though.

Instead of compiling it in a list though I think people should just list off some of the feuds that they want to yourself included.

for something like this which, i really enjoy the production and some of the peoples' rhymes aren't too bad

my personal fave, when Hawking comes on it's a wrap

Hahaha... these are great!

Here's another pretty good one:

well, yeah. everyone post whatever, classic feuds/battles, but i said compiling it into a list, because, like... that's basically all threads are in their entirety. a compilation of different things related to the one topic, know what i mean?

but yeah, i could have worded it better. i just have to defend my diction :P

i'll be posting in that thread when i see it

Hitler vs Vader is a personal favorite. My buddies kid had that on repeat for days and it never stops bringing the laughs.

The Easter Bunny was hella smooth with that beat. I think he actually beat Khan.

Have you seen the new one? I think it's my new favorite:

my first time seeing these. I was introduced to this one

That was great. :laughing:

I loved the ending, didnt see it coming.

These are some of greatest lyrics ever:

Hi, it's Billy Mays here
with a special TV offer.
Watch me crush this
bald, fat, foppish founding father.

I kind of forgot about this and then just checked back with this dude's YouTube channel. He has several more videos up. My two favorites:

Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers


William Shakespeare vs. Dr. Suess

Shakespeare goes CRAZY on his last verse. I wasn't impressed at all with Thing 1 and 2 however.

^ Yeah, that kind of ruined it.

I agree. Shakespeare definitely won the second round, though I think Cat in the Hat won the first round.

"I'll chop you into four black dudes and remake Cool Runnings" and "Get the F*CK out of my neighborhood" have got to be the best lines to come out of this.

Agreed. :laughing:

I wanna see Andrew Jackson go ham on someone.

these are some of my favorite youtube videos

my personal favorite is Mr T vs Mr Rogers

megasick

^That guy does a hell of an Obama; I remember him from that Osama press conference video. The Romney part was brutal though.

Good ol' Abe coming in to save the day.

Another Presidential one I'd like to see if Teddy Roosevelt vs. Andrew Jackson but I'm pretty sure the Universe would explode.

My Presidential fight of choice would be Ronald Reagan vs. FDR. Would be epic.
I gotta say, Shakespeare's second bout was the best, but Mr. Rogers takes the cake for me overall.

Both the above need to have happened already, the universe can suck a dick for that for sho.

Why the obsession with US Presidential politics, y'all?
This one speaks to me more than any presidential debate:

I want Cleopatra vs. Frank Ocean, or that pimp who killed her or whatever, pimpin in his cornrolls like who the hell he is.

I generally prefer these battles to be as irrelevant as possible (like Ghangis Khan vs. the Easter Bunny) but the Obama/Romney battle was just brilliant. Abe kicked ass.

One of the best they've ever done. These two ladies flow better than the usual guys do half the time.

Yeah, they have a great flow, really surprising. Another fav o'mine:



I dunno, I just really love this one. They outdid themselves on this one IMO.

ahahaha. Possibly the best line they've written:

Steve Jobs to Bill Gates: "Why'd you name your company after your dick?"

This guy. LOL

I strongly approve of this thread. Other than the Leonidas/MC one which I hated they've really outdone themselves this season. I'm still holding out for that Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters battle.

Huh... I never thought anything would be Shakespeare vs. Dr. Suess but this somehow managed to do it. Linux FTW!

I laughed so hard when Abe came in. :laughing:

I say Abraham Lincoln :) that dude is legendary