Best Punchlines
 

What are Some of the Best Punchlines you've ever heard.

This.

Why these motherfuckers think they waking up in pain
Cause they sleepin' on the hardest nigga in this game
Hell yes, I'm on my zombie shit, I must get brain
They will not forget me like I was hit by planes

- Childish Gambino

Technically three good punchlines in a row but WHATEVA

Bro your from brentwood ? i live in antioch just moved down here from denver thats pretty badass

Cool. There's another kid who used to go on here that lives 5 minutes from me as well :) Guess we know good music in Middle Tennessee.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
After you who's last, it's Doom, he's the worst known"

"Yuck. Is they rhymers or stripping males?
Out of work jerks since they shut down Chippendales.."

"I reup on bad dreams
Bag up screams in 50s
Be up on mad schemes that heat shop like Jiffy (pop pop)"

"Seal the deal with the shakin of a hand
And peoples catchin feelings like its Making of the Band
Villain have ya fake mans quakin in his Vans
When they hear the jam fans breakdancin in the stands "

<3 mf doom

Aesop rock has some pretty good ones too:

“holy smokes father black suit white collar
kiddie porn dungeon guns and 3 fingers for your daughters **** belly up
antique nazi pariphinelia
cannot pay your bills with holy water and hail mary luck”

“if the jesus piece around your neck is bigger than your pistol
it makes homicide okey dokey and your god will forgive you
just show the saints at heaven’s gate you should be on the list
i hear he overlooks manslaughter for a tatooed crucifix”

"It drops deep as it does in my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined
I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind"
-Nasty Nas

"Yo, yo, lyrically I'm infinite like possibilities
But you don't have the capability like infertility
Cuz opening your mouth to question my validity
Is like trying to contradict the theory of relativity
When I spit is the epitome of heavy artillery
My enemies are obsessed with me like the bitch in Misery
But break out like father running form responsibility"
-immortal technique. I usually hate it when rappers end a line with a "-y" word and call it a rhyme, but i though that was pretty good, i mean, each of those was a good punchline.

That.

This is one I remember best, most accurately off my head at the moment:

- Aesop Rock, Freeze

Any line Big L ever dropped.

cuz if you go platinum, it's got nothing to do with luck
it just means that a million people are stupid as ****.
-Immortal Technique

Hardcore.