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Old 09-27-2019, 05:20 PM   #481 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2019, 05:22 PM   #482 (permalink)
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OH do you remember any funny Tool jokes?
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Old 09-27-2019, 05:23 PM   #483 (permalink)
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Eh that's kid's stuff. Maynard from Tool held a scream for like 20 seconds at the end of The Grudge. The man is unstoppable.
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The last two minutes of this song are bar none the most intense moments in all of rock, including any form of punk or metal.
Tool are a well known punchline for this kind of over the top hyperbole. Putting in some other band doesn't work as well because I know Bats wouldn't have as vehement a reaction to them.


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Old 09-27-2019, 05:29 PM   #484 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2019, 05:40 PM   #485 (permalink)
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Maybe you guys wouldn't be so mad if I used late 70's punk pioneers Twisted Sister as the punchline instead. Here you will find the six most intense minutes in all of punk, rock and metal history. You would literally die if you tried to replicate what happens in the last two minutes at the karaoke bar.

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Old 09-27-2019, 05:42 PM   #486 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2019, 05:46 PM   #487 (permalink)
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Maybe you guys wouldn't be so mad if I used late 70's punk pioneers Twisted Sister as the punchline instead. Here you will find the six most intense minutes in all of punk, rock and metal history. You would literally die if you tried to replicate what happens in the last two minutes at the karaoke bar.
Nah you'd sound just as dumb and confounding.
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Old 09-27-2019, 08:09 PM   #489 (permalink)
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I don't know any, and I wish I did. It would be so fun to screw with Tool fans, don't you think? Maybe I'll stay up all night and hammer some out.
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