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07-26-2014 09:34 AM |
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah
(Post 1472796)
Gotta make my synapses fire... If you are a mental midget please buy some stilts before you ask me if I want to go on a date with you. Cause ladytown is all closed down if you can't stimulate my mind.
Now I have had an actual little person ask me out on a date. And I have to say he had big brass balls to walk up to me and ask me out. I was drinking and when I drink it's usually cause I am pissed off. That being said you know I must have resembled a hydra. (Three heads and all of them were pissed.) Was he scared, nooope... I turned him down. He said that it was the nicest way he'd ever been turned down before. I didn't not want to date him because of his stature. I didn't want to date a circus performer. (I wish I were lying.)
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...and I incite the wrath of Roxy.
Was being toungue-in-cheek my dear. And by mental midget, I meant someone extremely stupid, not an actual little person.
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